Cult_Cocaine.⛥.✟

I'm not crazy, life is......... Third pupil curse........ Realist till the casket dips|

MATHEMATICIAN | AVARICIOUS | SCENIC ROUTE PAPPIE | BOHEMIAN | MAVERICK

[Cult_Cocaine.⛥.✟ @Ruaka_Don]

This user has a zero tolerance policy for the Ruto regime and their shenanigans........... Stay guided

[Pinkiescent 🎀 @Pinkkiescent]

RageBaite

[Cult_Cocaine.⛥.✟ @Ruaka_Don]

So fanta orange is an economic indicator now???😅😅
Aki bread-based experts watamaliza sisi 🥲

[C.P. ★🇰🇪 @khaliboi_ke]

Nilipata bibi yangu ametumia Avocado yangu kufanya skincare

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging contact details.

[Have faith🗯 @JuanHeart2016]

Brighton CEO looking at BlueCo doing business with Aston villa these days. 😂😂😂�

[Kagiaᵀᴹ @_akiwewe]

Keg ya leo imesema wanja wa local ni baddie 💯...

[ALEX @_alexnzoli]

Kuna pesa nikipata I can't waste time proving to strangers that I'm monied.. Infact natupa simu nanunua walkie talkie nne, moja ya wazazi, ingine ya bibi na mbili za maboiz for communication. Kuniona kwa mtandao panda after 95 years wakitangaza mazishi ya flamboyant businessman

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: MORGAN ROGERS TO CHELSEA, HERE WE GO!

Club to club agreement reached today with Aston Villa to anticipate Arsenal official bid.

£117m proposal has been accepted, as @David_Ornstein reported.

Agreement done with Morgan Rogers on personal terms until June 2032. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[victor 🖤🦇 @vector_olal]

God wanted to play football, he had to shorten his name from Messiah to Messi

[Cult_Cocaine.⛥.✟ @Ruaka_Don]

Very true......just like you avoided English lessons

[G-TONGA 001🌴 @kelvinmusungu6]

A woman dancing while holding his p3ssy with his hands is not to be eaten raw avoid at al cost 😂😂

[Cult_Cocaine.⛥.✟ @Ruaka_Don]

😂😂😂😂😂wueeh......

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Ilikua mbaya huskii.

[4:44 @leliibaby]

every real nigga tried to make a song atleast once in their life

[︎ SamSTFU @Mfdpmo]

You ever put a babe through a mattress she begs you mid strokes never to fuck another girl? 😭

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

There is an art to being broke and not letting people know . You can hide behind this " intermittent fasting" thing to skip lunch . You can adopt a 10k steps a day to walk home because you dnt have fare . You can become an early early to bed person to save on data and tokens . You can buy into the "faded" style of dressing nobody will ever know when your clothes are faded from poverty.
All this will work but only if you combine it with being introverted and unfriendly you see being too friendly will throw a wrench into your forced minimalist lifestyle. You will have plans to make 3 packets of indomie last the weekend and then some "friends" will want to drop by your house . Suddenly you are calling people to borrow some money for entertaining them .
Siri ya umaskini polite ni hasira na sura ngumu ,dnt even smile without gorvement approval.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Exclusive: Chelsea agree deal to sign 17 year old talented centre back Alfie Osborne from Hearts. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Scotland U19 centre back accepted the proposal and completed his medical, signing a long term contract.

Osborne picked #CFC ahead of offers from more clubs across Europe.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Nowadays nikienda church huwa sitoi sadaka I have zero shame ju God knows I need that 50 bob more than he does

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Ladies and gentlemen the chair lady .

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Bibi akithreaten your other women with violence instead of threatening to leave unajuanga you are on the right trajectory as a man.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

[T-BAG🇰🇪 @tbagcity]

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than your therapist.