Eagle eyes

[Eagle eyes @Rubberducks]

@JohnCena when can you make a new Earnest movie? I think this would be amazing!

[Eagle eyes @Rubberducks]

@thesummatime Are you saying that I should hold in my farts until someone comes to my door and then I should “bark” at them?

[Mark Elliott @markmobility]

If there's one message I hope @realDonaldTrump heard today in Texas, it's this.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

From the Washington Post. Things he's said to the American people that are NOT true. LIES. Stuff HE HAS SAID, recorded. Not just reported.

[Eagle eyes @Rubberducks]

@brianarn Come ballooning, you'll get a ton of pins! You just have to do some work 😉

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

Discrimination against anyone regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, or gender identify is un-American. #ProtectTransTroops

[Eagle eyes @Rubberducks]

Also @realDonaldTrump heel spurs aka being a privileged spoiled brat does not qualify as an acceptable excuse for not being drafted.

[Eagle eyes @Rubberducks]

You @realDonaldTrump shouldn't care who's fighting for our country. Point is they WANT to, unlike yourself.

[Eagle eyes @Rubberducks]

Let me get this straight: @realDonaldTrump dodged the military because of a "heel spur" now he wants to ban people who WANT to serve?!

[Eagle eyes @Rubberducks]

@thesummatime Nope.

[Eagle eyes @Rubberducks]

@thesummatime TRUE. STORY.

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

Reminder: Please do not release your balloons, they can be devastating to wildlife. https://t.co/lu1wL2Xb2K

[Eagle eyes @Rubberducks]

Garden gnomes - how many is too many? 100? 200?

[Indivisible Guide ❌👑 @IndivisibleTeam]

New Mexicans: here's your list.

You know what to do. https://t.co/YXAmopxhvh

[Redwood National and State Parks @RedwoodNPS]

"UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." - The Lorax, Dr. Suess
#EarthDay #redwoodnps

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

"Nobody has more respect for women than me."

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Feed the hungry, heal the sick, shelter the poor, be kind, you hypocritical Christian fucks. #GOPbudget

[Eagle eyes @Rubberducks]

Apparently @POTUS only has 2 types of handshakes: yank their arm out or NO shake cause they're a woman. Hmmm very curious...

[Eagle eyes @Rubberducks]

Bomb threat on a Jewish CHILDREN'S museum. When will this stop?! Wake up @POTUS @realDonaldTrump !! #StopTheHate #DoYourJob https://t.co/KIBPvcQnLo

[Zack Fink @ZackFinkNews]

.@NYGovCuomo says of those making threats to Jewish centers "we will find you."

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

He's Trump
He's Trump
He's Trump
Out if his head.

He's Trump
He's Trump
He's Trump
In Russia's bed.