Ruben Mackenzie

SUNY Binghamton grad. Reagan Bush 84. Kid Rock concertgoer.

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

@PaulSpacey Agree with the bulk of this.

I don’t agree that soccer is a “genuine meritocracy” in comparison to other US sports.

Both systems are meritocratic for different reasons. Club soccer punishes losers / lower resources. NFL, etc, rewards strong resource allocators (Salary cap)

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

Gorilla vs. 100 men feels like OG Twitter. Love it.

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

@JeffNadu Nope

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

@FarabaughFB Denzel Burke?? C’mon Nick. You’re better than this. Expecting more for Mock Draft 2.0.

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

@FarabaughFB Tyleik RD 1 would be such a home run
Use next 2-3 RDs to pick up DBs and WR (Savion Williams, Higgins, Mukuba, etc)
Don’t leave the draft without a mid-late RD as well (maybe Monangai)

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

😂😂😂

[Ben Axelrod @BenAxelrod]

Ryen: “Look, I know everyone’s going to do the thing where they say camo is lame now. But are we going to pretend like it isn’t also pretty cool? I just wonder if we’ve just swung too far the other way on camo now, to where people aren’t willing to even admit that they like it, even though they do”

Simmons: “and then there’s the hoodie piece”

Ryen: “wait, what?”

Bill: “I just mean if you were doing the pantheon of outwear, hoodies are easily in the top 7. I’m sorry, they just are!”

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

I would estimate Big Ben has a 40% share of this category

[oh holly im so sorry @SHOW4lT]

Might be the funniest pick ever

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

Sammie Coates. Definition of a Big Ben streak target that literally didn’t have another spot in the league.

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

Don’t ever fucking stomp on a terrible towel again loser fucks

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

@CoachZachSmith Please tell me your wife put on the riot gear tonight just in case this happened…

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

Buddy we don’t care about the film of you kicking the shit out of your wife. That was obviously one sided. No need to brag.

[Zach Smith @CoachZachSmith]

Only shocking to those who don’t watch film…

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

@FarabaughFB And it feels like he will never get punished/demoted/moved on from because Tomlin likes him and he’s Uber talented. At a certain point we have to start rewarding more guys for playing team ball.

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

@FarabaughFB I agree it’s not as important as the actual execution. Just have to wonder where our priorities are at/how the locker room feels when this type of shit goes on. Ultimately diontae’s whole attitude concerns me because he puts so much lazy play on tape and acts like an idiot.

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

@jbook37 I’m glad you’re so proud of Alabama! What about your own team?

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

@MekkaDonMusic What about losing at home by 3 scores? Should you get in after that?

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

@MekkaDonMusic Yes. I’m sure the rumblings in your head are getting loud. Please seek help.

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

lol there are like 5 dudes dancing in the locker room after the win. Everyone else chillin at their lockers. Should’ve been celebrating harder considering they’ve been freed from Canada ball. The fact that this is on your radar is all I need to know about lowly browns fans.

[Pluto @HelloFromPluto]

Steelers: "Beating us is your Super Bowl."

Steelers after beating a Burrow-less Bengals:

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

@CBoybom Oh god yes Chris.

[Ruben Mackenzie @RubenMackenzie2]

I’ve covered this before but this is the best shtick Sam Block does. I know he most likely doesn’t mean it but it’s comical every time. Well done. If you’re being serious, you’re a sicko.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

We Could See This:
MVP - Joe Burrow (Ohio State)
SBMVP - Sam Hubbard (Ohio State)
DPOY - Myles Garrett (Cleveland, OH)
OROY - CJ Stroud (Ohio State)
COY - Mike Vrabel (Ohio State)
ACOY - Jim Schwartz (Cleveland, OH)
CPOY - Chase Young (Ohio State)
WPMOY - Cam Heyward (Ohio State)