holygooner

a footballer gooner 12 goals in 5 matches currently
19 year old
my user is misspelled don't mind it

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

this movie was so much better than i expected it to be

🎬 the brave One (2007)

[movies stories, opinions @tiller_tm]

X-men the comedy 🎭

[holygooner @RubilxS]

@CherishBerryz I'm pretty sure michi is popular on tiktok

[liv @cubapau]

no thought in cuba's head im crying 😭😭😭

[holygooner @RubilxS]

@howefapgod Gavi finna find it good faps

[MissingStarForever @ChoasBirdFamily]

They Yap!

[Glen @GlenBarche]

Lamine Yamal after seeing Ferran Torres upfront instead of Raphinha to pass the ball to

[CHORIGOL @Chorigol_]

ok acabo de hacer esto

[Elias @fcb_elias1]

🚨 GORDON REVEALS WHAT THE BARÇA BOYS TOLD HIM BEFORE KICK-OFF

“I was just saying hello to the Spain lads and they went straight into me,” Gordon told the press. “Rodri said, ‘Gordito, don’t even think about it today. You score against us and you’re getting the worst seat on the bus when you come back to Barcelona.’ 😂

“Pedri looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘If you score today, you better score the first week you come back to the squad. No “I was tired from international duty.” Flick will hear about this conversation.’ That was the deal they gave me , don’t show off today, and if something happens, I owe them when I get back to Barcelona.” 😂

[holygooner @RubilxS]

Wtf is going on in this camp

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

🚨 BREAKING: Zinedine Zidane has BANNED sex at the France NT camp.

Female partners will not be allowed inside once the France NT camp starts.

However, Mbappé has been given an exception. @lequipe ❌👩‍❤️‍👨

[pineappleSylveon @pineappleSylvia]

#eeveelution #Espeon #Umbreon #sylveon damn dude 👀

[Gauravvv @gauravic_pavard]

What the fuck did I just see 😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔥🇧🇷 Rodri: “Raphinha is the player who surprised me the most”.

“I told Raphinha: you were a winger at Leeds! Now you like to play as No9, right?”.

“He told me: I didn’t like it at the beginning but… now I love it”, told @partidazocope.

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Luis Suarez on the moment Lionel Messi helped him win the Golden Boot:

🗣️ Suarez: “People still ask me about that penalty. The funny thing is Leo didn’t give me a big speech before it.

He just told me to be ready.

I thought, ‘Ready for what?’ It’s a penalty. You’re Lionel Messi. Score it. [laughs]

Then he runs up and instead of shooting, pushes the ball forward. For half a second I was surprised like everybody else. Then I stopped asking questions and scored.

Neymar came to me afterwards laughing and asked if I knew. I told him, ‘He told me to be ready. With Leo that can mean anything.’

Leo wanted to score every game. But if he decided something mattered to one of us, suddenly your numbers became his problem too.

I was fighting for the Golden Boot. He knew what it meant to a striker, so when he had another goal sitting there for himself, he gave it to me.

Later, when I received the Golden Boot, I looked over and saw him watching me.

You know that face a father makes when his son finally does the thing he’s been helping him with all year?

That’s how Leo was looking at me.

I wanted to tell him, ‘Relax. You assisted one goal. You didn’t raise me.’

But that’s Messi. He could compete with you for every individual award in football and somehow still want you to win one too.”

[WaterCup039 @WaterCup039]

@JOKAQARMY1 At this point just cut his fucking dick off