Ryan The Lion

North Dakota doesn't exist.

[Ryan The Lion @RubyAndRyan]

Your pets don't really love you

[Ryan The Lion @RubyAndRyan]

The Day of the Jackal

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Nasty Nate trying to get the bowling team back together again…

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Tweetitive Determination

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

If you really think about it Chinese equivalent to a cowboy is a dog catcher.

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Get active

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New Episode 🐴🚨

"DiscHORSE"

This episode features the bros from the Rare Candy discord. We talk about Adam22/Lena The Plug divorce, casinos, kool-aid pickles, Spencer Pratt, soundcloud rap, and much more

Free wherever you listen. Go to https://t.co/WdyXtOVKcg

[Ryan The Lion @RubyAndRyan]

I won’t consider this site fully functional until I can block posts containing the Image of the Day.

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@sardonic_greek @WHerzogovina Absolutely nuclear Woke More Correct thread

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@DraftyBastard Nothing that I do alone drunk in my kitchen while listening to The English Beat has come within 100 yards of sex

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@trvechoo It’s why I can’t fully embrace everyone on here valorizing wiggers. When you have to supervise them to collect a paycheck, the low iq antics wear thin REAL fast

[Ryan The Lion @RubyAndRyan]

@Kofie “He was playing against plumbers”

[dog the faggot hunter @lusciousbeagle]

it’s a beautiful day for a bad bitch to get drunk on vodka martinis and watch courtney love’s movies on the criterion channel

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@lusciousbeagle 🫡

[Ryan The Lion @RubyAndRyan]

Love to have early onset Alzheimer’s, that will be fun to navigate at 70

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Get active (my fuckin dumb ass sat on these bros for 2 days)

[Rare Candy @Rarecandypod1]

Gain of Fiction vol. 82 📚🐴

"Ice" w/ @newfacenhell and Coleman

Coleman and Matthew Fresta join Glen to discuss Ice by Anna Kavan (1967), addiction, abuse, and much more. For premium subscribers only. Go to https://t.co/WdyXtOVKcg to get signed up.

[Ryan The Lion @RubyAndRyan]

@falafel_papi I thought it was funny because there was another, differently titled song on the album that was ACTUALLY about not wearing your seatbelt

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@mellybysea @PolitlcsUK Honestly at this point, whites should claim to be Sikhs and start carrying their own.
Make these fuckers wear their dumbass policy

[Ryan The Lion @RubyAndRyan]

@AnaKrivolapova They sell these in the little breakroom kiosk at work, and they are a Break Glass in Case of Hangover special

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

RIP Larry Fitzgerald Sr, the longtime Minneapolis sports writing legend whose son, Larry Jr,, will be inducted next month into the NFL Hall of Fame in Canton.

[Ryan The Lion @RubyAndRyan]

@AnaKrivolapova Granted, every one of my ancestors have considered them a blood enemy, but Brits are the only people who truly SCARE me on a spiritual level