Rudy Sanchez

I write things, people like them. I think that's cool. Mostly found on @theDieline, previously @PrintMag, @GetFreshToast. reviving my MySpace.

[Rudy Sanchez @RudeBarista]

This is my last post here, at least for now.

Account will still be alive and I'll occasionally check my following/followers to see who's now at the other party.

Hasta luego y gracias por todo el pescado

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@HashtagGriswold Wow, Dominicans catching strays 😂

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@CNviolations

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He’s not Puerto Rican. Calls fellow Americans, including Puerto Ricans garbage.

And is definitely NOT JLo

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So I heard a major political party called Puerto Ricans garbage.

It saddens me to hear them call fellow compatriots trash. I will not keep quiet while my borinqueño brothers and sisters are besmirched. Including, but especially JLo 😍

But also some others, lemme share…

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Bad Bunny is not JLo, but also a dope Puerto Rican

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I respect Rep @AOC too much to compare her with my favorite Puerto Rican for the sake of this joke, but she’s also a dope Puerto Rican

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Roberto Clemente was not JLo, but was Puerto Rican

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Jimmy Smits is not JLo, but a dope Puerto Rican

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Ricky Martin es guapo, a dope Puerto Rican, by also not JLo

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Lin-Manuel Miranda is also not JLo, but a dope Puerto Rican

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Diddy probably working on a brand of toilet hooch right now.

Brewed with only the finest ingredients from the commissary. Start saving up those packs of ramen and stamps now.

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@thom_prov @skeletorOG

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Always remember when republicans went from fucking couching their hate to hate fucking their couch.

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Maybe he should stop being a snowflake over being misgendered.

Just saying.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Bwahahahahaha!

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Kamala Harris after setting each trap tonight

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If @pitbull or @DojaCat got dates in Springfield, Ohio, someone might want to give them a heads-up about what’s going on over there.😬

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me when I have a concept of a plan