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[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@GriftReport 🎵There she was swinging down the high street 🎵

[Jake Rattlesnake @jakerattlesnk]

Hahahahhahaha

Hahahahahahahahha

Legend.

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@AmiriKing Forget everything else this hairline on a woman is fucking brutal

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@BlackDumpling Thanks for this, just followed the hot one

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@basedwick @Steve_Laws_ Yep like a little 🧃whore

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@GiaMMacool Just in case you wanted something else to be embarrassed about try this on for size (the human race is cooked, I’m out we’re done as a species) https://t.co/QruanQXAIN

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

These ‘Life Hacks’ are getting ridiculous, you still need to wash it.

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@PsychXlogic @KieraDiss That’s it pack it up everyone, stop the protests for Henry and don’t vote in 2029, somebody did a laughter, so it’s over, if you’re a troll pal you’re good bc I’m now convinced you’re retarded, stay mad. 😙

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@PsychXlogic @KieraDiss I can’t stand Tel Aviv Tommy, but that doesn’t mean I want to live in a world of no laughter like fucking IngSoc you complete spastic.

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@PsychXlogic @KieraDiss Oh well let’s all never have a single moment of joy, that’s bound to lead to everyone feeling energised and in the mood for success, muppet.

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@IanMalcolm84 @DanBilzerian @elonmusk I got a limited comment for posting literally translation of their texts a while back, argued it saying basically “Ok tell me if the translation I’d incorrect then” got nothing back but “We’ve decided to uphold our decision”

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@CoralMckeown @TemperedChicken @Nyass_42 Ohh, so that’s what that goop stuff is, I was sat here thinking “why is everyone talking about a nose bleed when there’s this crazy gunge all over the fucking place?” lol

[Paul Miller @jokerwaffenfren]

@BritifyUK YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@kimmie_c_ https://t.co/q5fEdTyWqa

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@Dexerto “Kenneth says he spent upwards of $50,000 during the two-year relationship”, she’s getting pumped my her cousin and this is what you’re concerned about?

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@Dexerto “Kenneth says he spent upwards of $50,000 during the two-year relationship”, she’s getting pumped my her cousin and this is what you’re concerned about?

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@BroJoeChiRho @no_one_quits No, I know this bc I have seen I video of a whole ass cow being ran through a giant one of these these things… I wouldn’t recommend looking it up, the resolution is low and it’s still pretty nasty.

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@WONGthink I mean PoTayto poTahto 🤷

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@AlfredAlfer77 @elonmusk Free speech is allowed unless we’re talking about or being mean to “ that one certain group” 😉, then Elon suddenly gets cold feet and decides to be a good boy. I recently found out you can’t even post translations of religious texts without getting limited.

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@lkz322 @TansuYegen Also the skin under the eyes is very thin, just about the last place you want to be putting a laser.

[Magpie @RudeMagpie]

@chiekku @RSTYCG A came to the comments hoping someone would have said this 🤝