Gene Parmesan

I’m just goofin’

[MV Sam Laud (Boat) @SamLaud_]

That tequila bottle looking at Sark

[Gene Parmesan @Rudy_M9]

Texas DBs watching Jeremiah Smith grab another open catch

[Gene Parmesan @Rudy_M9]

Ted Cruz Kiss of Death incoming for the Longhorns

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Whole crowd came on a blitz this morning, I stayed in the pocket. Never flinched.

If we don’t pass the Protecting College Sports Act I could play for your favorite team.

Call your Senator!

[Gene Parmesan @Rudy_M9]

The FSU Alumni Relations desperately calling donors to get their electric bill paid

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

decision to add another second to the clock

[Bottlegate @Bottlegate]

They're storming the field after beating an unranked MAC team by 1 point 😂😂😂😂😂

[Gene Parmesan @Rudy_M9]

@BarstoolBigCat Refs adding a second back on to the spiked ball is bullshit. Home field advantage clock operator

[Gene Parmesan @Rudy_M9]

Storming the field after beating a MAC school is big time dork behavior

[Guardians Win Hive @GuardsWinHive]

GOOD MORNING. YOUR CLEVELAND GUARDIANS HAVE WON 7 STRAIGHT GAMES AND CONTINUE TO SHOCK THE NATION WHEN THE SEASON FEELS DEAD. JOSE RAMIREZ BACK. BUILD KWAN STATUE NOW. #MONKEYINACOAT DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK LETS WIN THE CENTRAL YEAAAAAAAA MARTIN #GuardsWinHive

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Deshaun Watson says it’s disrespectful to boo him for sexually assaulting at least 27 women.

[Peter @three_pet3]

“It feels personal” I say as I adjust my 75 thousand dollar earrings with my 500 thousand dollar watch and my 250 thousand dollar bracelet to a fanbase with an average income of 40 thousand dollars

[Gene Parmesan @Rudy_M9]

Bad football player, worse person.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"It has nothing to do about the performance. It's a little bit personal than that. It's a disrespectful thing."

"Last time I played on this field, I tore my Achilles. And that same fan base cheered when I got hurt."

- Deshaun Watson on the boos from fans

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

He’s right. Fans at road games do cheer when you throw an interception.

[Ryan @danger_rcb]

I played one Pat McAfee song and lost custody of all my children.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Don’t invite me anywhere tonight unless the function is bumping that new pat macafee

[Gene Parmesan @Rudy_M9]

Going full Mike McCarthy (12 plays of rb1 playing center)

[Akron Football @ZipsFB]

Make history and be the lucky season ticket holder to design the opening drive of the home opener when @ZipsFB hosts Robert Morris‼️

🗞️https://t.co/G5aTUlVpzT

#GoZips🦘#MakeTheClimb

[Gene Parmesan @Rudy_M9]

AI could never produce a banger like this

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Why is the U.S. intervening to support the Japanese yen at this time?

Trump: Japan’s been very good to us, with the exception, of course, of Pearl Harbor.

[Gene Parmesan @Rudy_M9]

@BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake A mysterious 30-minute rain delay that there was no rain for? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds familiar

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I cannot imagine how mad black rifle coffee drinkers are that the first two UFC fighters to walkout for the White House fights walked out to Hispanic music

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

🚨 In a now-deleted post, Daniel Cormier exposed Eric Trump for asking him if any of the UFC White House fights were rigged:

"I'm probably going to get a lot of flak for bringing this to light, however I refuse to stay silent... Shame on anyone trying to ruin this beautiful event."