RudysRambles

Professional buzzkill for bootlickers • Allergic to tiki torches & tantrums • Fluent in facts, sarcasm, and side-eye 👀🔥

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@atrupar

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@Number10cat Now that’s funny 🤣

[Andrew Fox @Mr_Andrew_Fox]

So Charles dunked on and rebuked Trump for the entirety of his speech, but in British ways so subtle that it went straight over MAGA’s heads and they're cheering him for it.

Genius.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If both the Pope and the King of England are telling you to get your shit together, you need to get your shit together.

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@ABC Turning a passport into a portable Trump billboard—genius. Not exactly ideal at foreign immigration. ✈️

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@CraigMurrayOrg Curious how a sample size you could park in a small hotel forecourt becomes a national conclusion.

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Hasn’t whined full stop.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

One picture is worth a thousand words.

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@stelzner_n1150 🍺 IPA was fine until America turned it into a competition to see who could make it undrinkable.

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Imagine… it takes an alleged assassination attempt for the First Lady to finally go down.👇

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Listen up Fuckface: YOU FELL DOWN. You’re almost 80 years old, you’re morbidly obese; you wear a leg brace and a piss bag; you have mobility issues because you’re grossly out of shape. YOU FELL LIKE A SACK OF SHIT AND WE ALL SAW IT.

[Tara Dublin aka Winona Spyder™️ @taradublinrocks]

Hey @jaketapper here’s the cover for your book on Trump’s mental decline whenever you’re ready to finally write it
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#25thAmendmentNow

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💯 👇

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Rooting against Donald Trump does not mean you are rooting against America.

It means you are fighting evil.

Donald Trump is evil.

1. His policies are evil.
2. His crimes are evil.
3. His wars are evil.
4. His global POV is rooted in evil.
5. His hate is evil.

That's my view.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

600% of the time, it works every time.

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I love this app 😂

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

Want to know what I'm thinking as the VA referendum results are coming in tonight? Be sure to tune into @CookPolitical's Substack live.

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@EdKrassen Serious answer.. No

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He actually believes In his own BS.. astonishing!

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Vance: "I have to defend the president on this because when he said that it was a hoax, what he was talking about was this Democratic idea that he's connected to Epstein…Jeffrey Epstein hated Donald Trump, and Donald Trump hated Jeffrey Epstein."

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@Fckd_Voter95 @clashreport @SoarAtlas

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

@SaltyGoat17 Yeah, so fuck off.

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@MEGAEIRE Interesting space. A master class in group selective skepticism.