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Khakis, Pizza, and Arizona Iced Tea… punk.

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@RepNancyMace FIFTH PLACE MACE

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@Tectone Except that’s he’s been convicted of SA…

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[UFO Hunter @iamufohunter]

🚨 CNN airs montage of Trump contradicting himself several times during the same press conference.

Trump will be kicked out soon.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
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[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇲🇽 BREAKING — Mexican Scientist Successfully Eliminates HPV.

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@BillMelugin_ @FoxNews

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@DHSgov So you get to shoot people for honking their horns now?

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FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!

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[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Inflation is up.

Unemployment is up.

Grocery prices are up.

Electricity costs are up.

And Donald Trump is spending his time doing this bullshit.

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@JackPosobiec L + ratio

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@WhiteHouse 34 times felon, by the way. Is that “illegal” enough for you?

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@GatorsDaily Where’s my Friday Halloween post 😭😭😭

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