Ruffian Applesauce

Former batter for the Core Mechanics. Don't let the incineration fool you. (unofficial rp acct - icon by @HetreaSky)

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

@EspressoM7 I cannot help but mourn for lives I have only just learned the names of, and will never have the chance to meet.

I wish I had the strength to look away. But someone must hold watch, for those we lose.

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

Ah - I've only just now gotten a chance to look at the cookbook the League put together. I had no idea any of the old Pasta//Sauce recipes were in there. What a wonderful memory. 🥰

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

OOC: Me!

[Cudi Faulkner (Di Batterino) @DiBatterinoCudi]

OOC: A final note - and I'll just RT this elsewhere - if y'all want to keep in touch with the dude behind the scenes, I'm always floating around. Hit me up at @illfocusedgamer or on Discord, where I'm JudasComplex#0002. So much love.

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

I'm a writer first and foremost, and I'll keep writing all my blaseball kids. But I just want all of you to know just how much this community has meant to me. We are all love blaseball, and I am all love you.

💙 JC

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

OOC: As I said on Felix's acct, Ruff isn't going anywhere any time soon. I kept this man going through incineration; play ended won't slow me down. Thank you all to the Mechs who accepted my urban cowboy, and everyone who fell in love with this Casanova just as much as I did. (c)

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

@SEABatMom Ah-- hello! No need to fret; it's good to meet you as well.

But yes, I agree - I'd like to see the incinerations come to an end.

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

I won't quote the tweet.

But Worms - I will watch over Johnnyboy.

And I pray that we might have less of these announcements come next season.

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

@CatboyDestiny @PieLovinKitty And many 😘 back to you, dolcezza.

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

And to those who may ask:

No, I am no longer bound to the Hall or its equivalent. Yes, I have remade myself a physical form on this plane. However.

Never will I cease my observance of those lost to flame, nor my watch over those who join my incinerated ranks.

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

Tigers, and any others who might mourn this loss.

I will watch over them.

[Hades Tigers Official Fan Club @HadesBlaseball]

As we party, the flame-licked fields continue their carnage. Leandra Beech, after only a short spell on this plane, has been freed from Blaseball by incineration. Welcome to Hades, Verity Gander, may your suffering be both brief and tolerable! #blaseball

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

Spies. Mills. Tacos. Crabs.

As ever, I will watch over them.

As ever.

[Clip Clipperson, Blaseball Reporter @clip_ny]

s2g68: Former Worm Millipede Aqualuft falls from the Horizon during the Magic/Steaks game.

RIV to Mimosa Arslan, Spies Rookie. Replaced by Hye Brighella.

RIV to former Millennial, Taco, and Crab Ramirez Winters. Replaced by Avery Cascabel.

#blaseball

[quotes that peel me like a fruit @botweddellseal]

Grief, I’ve learned, is really just love. It’s all the love you want to give, but cannot. All that unspent love gathers up in the corners of your eyes, the lump in your throat, and in that hollow part of your chest. Grief is just love with no place to go.

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

This reminds me of @CatboyDestiny for some reason. 😘

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

This hurts.

Magic, Life, Thieves... I'll watch out for Inky. I promise.

[Clip Clipperson, Blaseball Reporter @clip_ny]

s2g43: RIV to Inky Rutledge, former Magic, Lift, Shoe Thief, and holder of the 2 Blood Blagonball. Replaced by Duncan Phantom. #blaseball

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

Gods about.

Firefighters, Worms, Tacos, Spies.

I'll watch for Rivers. I swear you.

[Clip Clipperson, Blaseball Reporter @clip_ny]

s2g41: RIV to former Firefighter, Worm, Taco, and Spy Rivers Rosa. Replaced by Mimosa Arslan.

s2g41: Former Pie, Moist Talker, and Mechanic Doc Anice fell from the Horizon during the Sunbeams/Tacos game.

#blaseball

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

Tacos.

I will watch them.

I feel like this is happening faster than ever.

[Clip Clipperson, Blaseball Reporter @clip_ny]

s2g30: RIV to Tacos rookie Soojin Gloom. Replaced by Piper Legume. #blaseball

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

Steaks. Wings.

I will watch for them.

[Clip Clipperson, Blaseball Reporter @clip_ny]

s2g28: RIV Steaks and Wild Wings Player Baldwin Jones. Replaced by Baker Caster. #blaseball

[Nic Winkler @BfWinkler]

There is nothing worse than an incineration.
There is nothing worse than losing a friend.
There is nothing worse than losing family.
There is nothing worse than losing someone who inspires and makes you proud.
There is nothing worse than all of those combined.

RIV Vela.💔

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

Lovers, I will watch over them.

Gods, I hate that I need to be doing this again.

[Clip Clipperson, Blaseball Reporter @clip_ny]

s2g27: RIV Lovers Rookie Ramiel Jang. Replaced by Muna Sichantha. #blaseball

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

@VelaSauce I am entirely certain that everyone is quite proud of you, principessa. You gave them every right to me.

*I* certainly am. And I always will be.

[Ruffian Applesauce @RuffApplesauce]

I never wanted to have to start these updates back up again.

Shoe Thieves, Tigers - I will of course watch over Miss Velasquez. I've done so from the beginning and I will not stop now.

Crabs, I will watch other Chae DeShields. And Thieves, I will watch over Beef Knight.