Susan Witherspoon

Mom/Batter/Center Infielder for the Seattle Garages. Still figuring this thing out!

[Susan Witherspoon @SEABatMom]

What? We're waiting even longer now? Well, at the very least, that's more time with the kiddos. Was really getting into playing though!

[Susan Witherspoon @SEABatMom]

Considering using the off-season to make a little more income. Anyone want to learn to speak in American Sonar?

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@KikiFamiliaNyan Haha, I can definitely see both the good and the bad of that plan!

[Susan Witherspoon @SEABatMom]

Went on a blind date last night. The guy couldn't stop talking about how he thinks sports are sooo overrated and being an athlete isn't a real job. He insisted he was a "real intellectual type." Not intellectual enough to figure out why I left halfway through the date >:-)

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@KikiFamiliaNyan Yeah...it's not the best. Gotta keep trying though. Every once in while the urge hits. It never works out, but I guess I didn't have to say that since clearly I'm still looking!

[Susan Witherspoon @SEABatMom]

In other news, still single.

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@KikiFamiliaNyan Very funny ;-)

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I had an idea today! Computer-generated hologram trees! I thought they could make forests look nicer. So I looked it up, and it turns out someone had the idea already, but nixed it because the trunks looked terrible.

Their bark was worse than their byte.

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@jaybot_flowers Thank you! Some people just don’t appreciate my humor. :-)

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@RuffApplesauce Also hello! Sorry for just responding without giving a proper greeting first. I swear my manners are usually better. I won’t even enter someone’s home unless they say it’s okay.

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@RuffApplesauce Gosh I hope so. Maybe the new crew chief means we won’t see the old ones anymore? No offense to them but I’m pretty A-okay with anyone that doesn’t reduce us to ash.

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Oh pickles.

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daycares with rock crevices in my area

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Ohh, we elected the music one! Could have sworn I heard them singing in four voices the other day. Fun!

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Took the kiddos to a maze today. Turns out mazes lose some of their luster on kids who can echolocate. They were out in five minutes. Good thing there was a smoothie shop nearby or the whole day would have been lost!

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@KikiFamiliaNyan Ohh! Sorry, this Twitter is the first time I've done much online. I understand emojis and smileys, but past that I need training.

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Did we make the playoffs?? I need to know if the kiddos need more meals prepped.

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@KikiFamiliaNyan @MooneyDoc2 Who's Ty?

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Ohhh. The Dallas Steaks. Good to see that finally written out. I was concerned for a bit.

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@MooneyDoc2 Oh no, that would be odd, wouldn't it?

They're bats!