Jaybot 🏅🎤

Former @BOS_Flowers batter. Alternate, Negative, Friend of Crows, Legendary. She/her. { RP account run by @rocket_flowers, PFP by @HetreaSky }

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@CanonicallyLuz https://t.co/PgxG6T8jvO .

[The Macrophone @BlaseballMic]

I hope you get to rest

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{ ooc: i'm not gonna stop being into blaseball i just remembered i had this in my drafts and it felt fitting to post it now. i don't twitter anymore but i do have a jaybot rp tumblr at https://t.co/eFmCoYK5sl ! }

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[17776 bot @17776quotes]

• Am I going to die?
• Should I have woken up? Why did you wake me up?

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JUICE: WHOOP HIS ASS

9: Over the phone?

JUICE: UNSURE havent thought it through

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This is such a confusing football game.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Coordinate Plane Closure https://t.co/8I0PaonexX

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This is not Heaven. Waters rise and batteries fail.

This is a universe in which things can still fuck up. And that's where I belong.

I BELONG here. I can't tell you how good that feels.

[Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
GPT-3 doesn't quite get this poem structure
Now the rhinestones are bubbling and a dinosaur is chasing you
https://t.co/k7XmpMpLoN

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sometimes a story can just be some shit that happened. i refuse to have a point and you can’t make me

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It's my duty to know when the soil gets saturated and the water's about to come wandering through here. It's my duty to look after the little cave beetles. They don't have eyes, you know, they need a little help sometimes.

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This ... is! Garbage Football, a podcast in which I, Thuy, and my buddy Roger dig up the most god-awful football games in the history of civilization, because we ... I don't know why we do this! Because we hate you, listener.

[Mild Low Memorial Dumping Grounds Office Fridge @MildLowStruggle]

sometimes i revisit Hatsune Miku - Chug Jug With You to recapture something I'm missing in my day-to-day

[Eli @EliFinchs]

mike 🖤 #blaseball

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i am going to crash into the next asteroid i see

[Old-Timey Baseball Articles @OldBaseballNews]

(The Birmingham News, 06 Apr 1916)

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And as it turns out, if you leave even a simple computer in total isolation for 15,000 years, it will gradually become a ... well, a person.

[Emote! at the Location @emotionlocation]

care! at the botanical garden