Ruth Morgan

[Ruth Morgan @Rufusdabear]

@butternutbox #DogsDeserveFame

[Robert Webb @arobertwebb]

My book in a tweet. Except it has more jokes & avoids the word patriarchy because, y'know, I want people to read it. https://t.co/H5sOJqEGbz

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Yes, #Trainspotting by @IYF_Theatre and @KingsHeadThtr at the #Fringe is a must see.

[Ruth Morgan @Rufusdabear]

@marcusbrig 'wazzock' is another good choice. Underused by everyone except my dad.

[Ruth Morgan @Rufusdabear]

@Puregym_Notts @coach_whittle is Basford Puregym open at the mo? I have given up trying to get past the police cordon....

[Ruth Morgan @Rufusdabear]

@davidduchovny how can I buy hell or highwater in the UK? Can't find on iTunes, or amazon UK and disappeared from spotify!

[Ruth Morgan @Rufusdabear]

@davidduchovny reminds me of the scene in Californication. The one with the nun...

[Forest Schools @ForestSchools]

We need fewer exams and more wilderness in education https://t.co/yVsJOloHLi

[Forest Schools @ForestSchools]

Free-range kids could become healthier, happier adults https://t.co/Yyz7fWLdW5

[Eddie Izzard @eddieizzard]

Resister to vote by 18th June! People died fighting to get the vote. Please register & vote to use your democracy https://t.co/g8wrCBp4In

[Ruth Morgan @Rufusdabear]

Suddenly my walk to work looks a bit brighter... @PLACEBOWORLD @cuckooclearing

[Forest Schools @ForestSchools]

British children among most housebound in world | via @Telegraph https://t.co/CorDCfFWx6

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

#PancakeDay:
Pancake 1: Disaster/change pan
Pancake 2: Floor
Pancake 3: Odd shape
Pancake 4: Almost perfect
Pancake 5: Sick of pancakes

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Realistic new year's resolutions:
Get slightly older each day
Eat more cheese
Discard old socks
Look even more puzzled
Cancel gym membership

[For The Many @ForTheMany2020]

Retweet if you agree: these comments from the Prime Minister are disgraceful and show his contempt for facts.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Appropriate responses to the worst possible news:
Bugger
Typical
Well, obviously
Marvellous
Brilliant
Righto
Perfect
Great
I see
Oh good