Rug University

$RUGU when you learn that you're going to get rugged, you can start having fun (and potentially make money) in crypto.

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

We took $NICKEL from a meme to $2.4M.

Then the Cabal fudded the absolute shit out of us —
because they didn’t understand the joke,
or how much 27 tons is.

Overnight, someone sniped 8.5% of supply.
That’s a death blow.
Most projects vanish after that.
So we made a new one: $RUGU — Rug University.

Because in crypto, you don’t avoid rugs.
You learn from them.
You get rugged, you get smarter,
and maybe you even make money next time.

Welcome to class.
CA: 9j3ToDuq231NJdhN4kUuwxxxNnE78Ggx7m4Dt2KQpump

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

@NickNemo17 @SECGov Lesson 24: how to get rugged in a penny stock^

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

@NickelSolana You learned this at Rug U

[Nickelcoin @NickelSolana]

Buy from the ones who have to sell.
Hold until they’re forced to buy back.
That’s how legends are minted.

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

You can’t rug without a pump.

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

@StyroSpartacus Moonshot basics

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

Memecoins and options share a rule:
expect zero, pray for multiples.

[GoodieGoodie @Gold_Finger95]

@RugUniversity @pumpdotfun Do not miss the founding father…

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

Professor Rug holding a live seminar on @pumpdotfun soon.
You know what that means. 🧠💀

https://t.co/atIOEUz5FK

[Max Leverage (Prediction Market Trader) @tradewithmaxx]

Parents making me attend gambling rehab today

Fuck it

I’m setting the over/under on 11.5 gambling addicts in attendance

And -110 odds the moderator is a chick over 40

Who wants to take some action?

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

@cutter_joe69 Unfortunately our curriculum does not include how to make your lady cum.

We have no idea how to do that, either.

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

Lesson of the day: if a trade puts your family at risk, it’s not a trade — it’s mental illness.

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

How to rug yourself:

[Gordon 🐂 @GordonGekko]

James Wynn has been liquidated (again) 😭😭

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

We’re not leading traders.
We’re shepherding degenerates.
They might not know they’re learning,
but they are — slowly, subconsciously, and sometimes painfully.

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

Every pump surprises you on the way up.
Every correction humbles you on the way down.
Learn to stomach the vol.

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

The best pumps start in silence.
Only the wise feel them forming.

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

The best pumps start in silence.
Only the wise feel them forming.

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

@sirjvy Maybe now, maybe never

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

If you’re panicking about a memecoin,
you’re in too deep.

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

@StyroSpartacus Are u going to make your coin in the arena (https://t.co/QtyOBPxHv7)?

[Rug University @RugUniversity]

@NickNemo17 @opinioncasino Kyle got expelled from Rug U for showing his small nickel to teachers