Lance (is 6’7”)

I can’t summarize my whole life in 160 characters. He/him

[Bill Dungsroman @Dons_Lawn_Salon]

Jim Carrey in the mask if he was gay: sssssssssssomebody top me!!!

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@Cactuscali19912 They’re the most pathetic dick riders there’s ever been

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@kayteterry The landlord that gives out free cocaine just might survive the revolution

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@mayaisfiya Gotta just get it all out of your system. It works

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@gstax5o4 Can confirm

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@kaitnotcake You’re an inspiration (I will now get Taco Bell for dinner)

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

Hopping on the bandwagon

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@falseroxy Get swole

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@tentwentysixpm @facetedcarapace When I started eating a mostly vegetarian diet I definitely started feeling better, and if I eat more meat and less vegetables I feel noticeably worse overall

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@laurenforu Happy Half Birthday! 🎉

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@kayteterry The in house laundry starch is homemade

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@laurenforu You make it look good

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

Happy Pride Month. Chuck said it best:

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@kayteterry The sole reason to ever go to a Friendly’s

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@wonton_sarah Underwear for the real eaters

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@sassykathy666 I’m no doctor but I can give a good massage

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@daFalligator Hell yeah, they slap

[Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory]

@saddymayo Hit me

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Yeah I'm bisexual I wanna fuck Bigfoots and draculas