YOU SHOULD REALLY BE LISTENING TO YOUR MAMA, #GOONER . JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP NOW DOESN'T MEAN THAT MAMA SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO BABY YOU AND TAKE CARE OF YOU JUST LIKE SHE USED TO!
COME ON, YOU DON'T WANNA BREAK YOUR SWEET OLD MAMA'S HEART, DO YOU? SO BE A GOOD BABY!
OH EM GEE #GOONER LOOK!! ITS TIEM 2 SPEND ALL OF UR #ASPIE MONIES ON OVERPRICED MERCHANDISE !! π₯°π₯°
HUH? WAS DAT? U DUN HAVE ENUFF TO SPARE? ERM... DONTCHU WANNA SUPPORT KEWL INDIE SHOWS?
DONTCHA WANNA GIVE THE CUTE BUNBUN UR LAST FEW BUCKZ OF GROCERY MONEY? OF COURSE U DEW!!
POV: your sissy little brother keeps asking you to come jerk off with him in his musky gooncave ever since his fapteen pubertypole grew a couple extra inches last week, and he walks around in shameless slut gear just to trigger your porned-out penis and convince you to stroke π
Donβt you just wanna stop pretending?
Youβre a GOONERβΌοΈWho cares what time it is or where you are, you NEED to be making your PORNCOCK happyβΌοΈ
Get PUMPING goonie βΌοΈπ¦ π¦ π¦