RuiningMyLife

Constantly making bad decisions, but at least bad decisions make good stories...right? Unless you end up in jail...or dead in a ditch.

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Next month will be my 6 year anniversary of being single, but who's really keeping count

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I just realized that over the weekend I chose going to a goat party over the strippers.

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Hahahahbutseriouslyhahah

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Heyyyyy boyssss

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Overestimated my "budgeting" and only gave myself $400 to live off for two weeks. #wtf

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BFF is on a month long vacation & now all of a sudden can't "afford" to go to our friend's destination wedding she knew about last year. WTF

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@journeyto30 wow that's so insulting

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I went from being a party girl to a grandma #whathappened

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Going through life feeling like I've always been missing something

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@Corporate_Mess how long is the program? I'm going back in the fall! Also a post degree certificate!

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Eating healthy...starting today. #LiesITellMyself

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At an all day work seminar that starts at 0830...just spilled coffee all over myself. It's 0812.

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The girl who everyone just assumed was a lesbian actually has a bf now. Yes. I'm still single, thanks for asking. Again.

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I'm getting pictures with Santa tom! I'm going to ask for a bf this year...he hasn't taken that request seriously for the last five years.

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I would love to physically hurt this asshole

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Ugh, men.

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I guess I could check to see if Prince Charming is on tinder

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My bff is out of town this weekend with her bf....I'm here alone.