Mike E.T.

extremely online

[Dotcom📟🌐 @Y2K_DOTCOM]

Soulja Boy and his Xbox 360 back in 2008

[Ski🇧🇧 @ski_824]

This is at a kids birthday party in Detroit son I’m CRYINGGGGGGGG . Then look at the kids dapping him up after

[Fried Chicken and Moët @DereckHarmon]

I - 🥴

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

WWE has filed to trademark ‘The Mike.’

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Republicans: We need another civil war right now.

Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙

Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)

[jos @josiahhughes]

The Office couldn't be made today. they'd be like that show already exists. it's in literally every gif. are you fucking stupid?

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[chairman biden @chairmanbiden74]

"if marx came back today he would denounce MLs!"
"if marx came back today he would denounce modern china!"
marx if he came back today:

[judd crud @snotwurst420]

My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

More like Humour Simpson. That guy's funny. Also more like Humour Griffin (Peter Griffin)

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Carl Marx. Communist manifesto. Wikipedia.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I’ve got a great idea… Just rename this app to ‘HATE’

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[Jackson @tree_bro]

*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer

[Teffo @Teffo_01]

CM Punk talking about his love for professional wrestling to @lasvegasweekly ❤️