Rat King

King of Rats!
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[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"None of these idiots know what it's like to be responsible for millions of lives, but I do. And all I gotta do to make it better for my people is eradicate some of theirs." - 👑

[Skyie - COMMS OPEN @SellySkyie]

Rats! We're rats!
We are the rats!
We prey at night
We stalk at night
We're the rats!

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"Hahaha! Thanks Ivy. After I take over Long Island, I'm makin' one of those fancy places to watch the sky! Observatory's the name right?"

[𝙸 𝚅 𝚈 @CustosSculptus]

— Hm… When th’ ritual ‘s gonna b’ over, I’ll gift ye a telescope! Promise! - the gargoyle notes after a short bit of pondering. - Carlos has one o’ those, ‘n with it, he could see th’ whole sky!

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"My grenade ain't dinky, crumbum!"

"Now ya either leave or I'm havin' Ares gnaw on your damn bones!"

[Deadman Danny! @Fairfaxt3ster]

Oh c'mon wouldn't it be fun immediately nuking your foes with that dinky grenade of yours?

[𝙸 𝚅 𝚈 @CustosSculptus]

— Woooooow! Th’ stars today ar’ cool! Do ye like ‘em?

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"I suppose I like 'em. Not that I get much chance to actually see 'em y'know."

"Still, they're pretty."

[𝙸 𝚅 𝚈 @CustosSculptus]

— Woooooow! Th’ stars today ar’ cool! Do ye like ‘em?

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"Just cuz it's YOU talkin' we won't."

*The other little rats nod.*

[Deadman Danny! @Fairfaxt3ster]

You know you should definitely run gun build! Fairfax approved!

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

*Rat King is in a dark corner of the hideout with a small council of rats, discussing builds.*

*It's clearly taking a lot of all of their brain power to figure out.*

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

@TunnelRatsofNYC //Can I vote in both Baba and the oc at the same time?

[The Rat King @TheRatKingDL]

Can someone tell him that if he ever sets foot on Long Island,
he'll be shot on the spot?
I'd tell him myself, but I never want to smell any of that again.

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"ME TOO!"

*Scrap Grenade!*

[Rat 🎀 @ichewthings]

Um, excuse me. Where should I put it?

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"You spoiled humans and your shampoos and conditioners."

"I ain't got none of that in the sewers."

"And stop being dramatic, dammit! I took a shower on a nearby lake last week."

[ⁿᴇᴠᴇʀ ᵗʜᴇ ᵇʀɪᴅᴇ 🇵🇸 @FASHI0NIST]

@Ruler0fRatannia
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〝 Oh God, you smell like shit • • • 〞

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"What's that at the bottom-"

"INFERNUS YOU FUCK."

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"Usually threatenin' to do it is already enough."

"Beside, I can handle myself fine against most things, I ain't scared of a random human."

[‎ ‎ ‎𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 @TOMEBLUES]

" Eh... maybe save the chewing for food. You don't know what people have on themselves to he biting like that. "

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

@RabiesRonnie "Right??"

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"Devens brothers tested that theory."

"I ain't real sure if it worked since well, they were already sum fast rats."

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"And ya felt the need to post that for the whole Manhattan to see eh?"

[┄ 𝓥𝙀𝙉𝙊𝙈𝙊𝙐𝙎 。 @gorgondagger]

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who’s the doorman snoggin’. why can’t it be me.

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[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"Hm... and where's the cheese? I'm starvin'."

[🛎️ @BaronessBellhop]

Good morning ✨

Rise and shine✨

The Hotel offers free breakfast for overnight guests from 7am to 11am in the back of the Lobby. Please, help yourselves. 😊

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"Dang, you really from outra town eh?"

"Well, I'll tell ya sumthin' crumbum. All 'em sewers in this city are MINE ya hear? They're the Rat King's! So ya better keep an eye open if you're ever in my domain."

[𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 @VengefulC0wgirl]

“MaComb, Illinois.”

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"I prefer bitin' the nearest inconvenience, but I suppose it ain't a bad idea."

[‎ ‎ ‎𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 @TOMEBLUES]

Good morning. Remember to punch the nearest inconvenience to you

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"Mhm. Bet it is."

"You're not from here eh? Where you from then?"

[𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 @VengefulC0wgirl]

“No. Not at all. Just…something new to me. You know?..”

[Rat King @Ruler0fRatannia]

"Got a problem or sumthin' crumbum?"

[𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 @VengefulC0wgirl]

@Ruler0fRatannia

“A giant rat. Can’t say that I’ve seen that in my home town.”