Jalaloddin Rumi

I'm a medieval Muslim mystic known in the West more for love poetry and New Age tripe than for raunchiness and badassery. Let's remedy that, dear boy.

[Jalaloddin Rumi @Rumithereal]

@RachelSchine @HindMakki Here's something I actually did say.

https://t.co/apyzYlknH6

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نور خورشید ار بیفتد بر حدث *** او همان نورست نپذیرد خبث

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This Rumi Spice is some next level fuckery, dear boy.

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@YeazenH I'm just a reed flute for the divine breath. Also:

https://t.co/DgnqTA0rg0

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Sweet thoughts make men fat, dear boy

هر که بستاید ترا دشنام ده *** سود و سرمایه به مفلس وام ده

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing
and rightdoing there is a field.
I'll meet you there.

When the soul lies down in that grass
the world is too full to talk about.”

― Rumi, 13th Century Afghan Poet

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@YeazenH That's a rad line dear boy, but Rumi (me) and Ibn Rumi are not the same person.

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@IvankaTrump

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@bry_sitz @AlanEyre1 Here's something I did say.

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@bry_sitz @AlanEyre1 True that dear boy.

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@QifaNabki Never too late dear boy, but beware... https://t.co/2LS7LW3Va3

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I #tweet with eyes open, my sight set on the figs of paradise. https://t.co/gY2EowJNYp

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هندو و قفچاق و رومی و حبش
جمله یک رنگ‌اند اندر گور خوش

[Jonathan Parkes Allen 🌹 @Mar_Musa]

"When, during the time of Sultan Bâyezîd [II] Shah Ismâ'îl rose in rebellion and came to Rûm, he camped in the vicinity of the shrine of Hâcî Bektâş-i Velî. The saint appeared to him in a dream and said, 'Take care, son, lest I bite your little dick and cut it off!'"

-Peçevî

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@LalehKhalili You have discerning eyes
if a bit perverted
intrepid one.

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نیستی عاشق ای جلف شکم خوار گدای *** در فروبند و همان گنده کسان را می‌گای

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نور خورشید ار بیفتد بر حدث *** او همان نورست نپذیرد خبث

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این یقین دان گر لطیف و روشنی *** نیست بوسهٔ کون خر را چاشنی

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چون ز نامردی دل آکنده بود
ریش و سبلت موجب خنده بود

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او اگر دیوانه است و فتنه‌کاو *** داروی دیوانه باشد کیر گاو

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عاشق چو اژدها و تو یک کرم نیستی *** عاشق چو گنج‌ها و تو را یک تسوی نیست