Robyn Mayer

My life is a never-ending quest for a long run, a good book, a perfect croissant, and a big adventure.

[Robyn Mayer @RunBirdieRun]

@paulapoundstone Paula! While you're in town you should check out the @RMWFilm which is right next door to the Fine Arts Center. I'm sure lots of your audience will be attending as well. Longest running women's film festival in the country!

[Robyn Mayer @RunBirdieRun]

Actually might need to unblock Elon

[Nathan Hubbard @NathanCHubbard]

Be clear about the master plan:

Re-record albums to reduce value of originals✅
Use the focus on each release to create distinct eras✅
Build a record breaking world tour around those eras✅
Gross billions of dollars✅
Use that 💰to buy back your art at a relative discount✅

[Robyn Mayer @RunBirdieRun]

@NathanCHubbard please tell us if you have at least concepts of a plan to see Cowboy Carter tour...!

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Smallest man who ever lived

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

kinda crazy that he's a convicted felon and it just doesn't matter at all lol

[Robyn Mayer @RunBirdieRun]

@NathanCHubbard @NoraPrinciotti need you guys to chime in on the TS/Brittany/endorsement questions looming…🙏

[Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith]

A Harris-Walz ticket would be a disaster for proper usage of apostrophes in this country.

[Robyn Mayer @RunBirdieRun]

@dana_gio6 🎶Speak Now🎶

[Amy Schneider @Jeopardamy]

Me, after listening to five seconds of the new Olivia Rodrigo song:

“Oh, thank god, she’s still mad at that guy”

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

I made that bitch famous

[Robyn Mayer @RunBirdieRun]

@scottjbroker @NewDirections Cover 🤤

[Robyn Mayer @RunBirdieRun]

Ok…but she literally said, “3am and I’m still awake” as the opening line of a vault track on her last release. #mastermind

[Robyn Mayer @RunBirdieRun]

But howww could you focus on your match with Michelle Obama watching you??? #USOPEN

[Robyn Mayer @RunBirdieRun]

Things that hurt children and the elderly more than swear words: assault weapons.

[NPR @NPR]

Voters like to see a sense of authenticity in candidates, especially in Texas. But cursing and vulgar language in front of children and the elderly more often than not crosses the line. https://t.co/wq2QvEF0mL

[Robyn Mayer @RunBirdieRun]

GOAT

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

Allyson Felix at World Championships:
🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
🥈🥈🥈
🥉🥉🥉

The most decorated track and field athlete in history.

📸: @Justin_Britton

[Robyn Mayer @RunBirdieRun]

@mkeys724 @WCHoregon22 Ah of course! Well let me know if you know anyone who might want in :)

[Robyn Mayer @RunBirdieRun]

Do any Seattle friends want to join a Ragnar Northwest Passage team the weekend of July 15/16? Asking for a friend. Let me know!

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

Why did Denver put the airport so far from Denver?

[Robyn Mayer @RunBirdieRun]

Ask Republican Senators the one question they can’t bullshit their way out of: “If the shooter hadn’t had a gun, would these children still be alive?”