DAO Jones

Ex-KFC | Ex-Shoe Palace

[bum @BattleRapBum]

he eat her phone, that’s a data byte

[will o’brien @Willob]

“So you bootstrapped the whole company?”

“Yeah, I turned it down. Turned down the funding.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah, I turned it down just to do this, just to grind it out, build it myself.”

“So you had an opportunity to take venture money?”

“Yeah, a term sheet and everything.”

“From who?”

“Yeah, a big fund out in Menlo Park. It was a top-tier firm, though. And they offered me like 15, some shit like 10 billion or something like that, 5 billion, something like that.”

“Wait, wait, wait. A term sheet.”

“Yeah.”

“Okay, but not 5 billion dollars. They offered you 5 billion dollars for your seed round?”

“Yeah.”

“For a seed round?”

“Yeah.”

“What are we doing here?”

“Like, what the y’all, like, you know what I’m saying?”

“That’s more than the GDP of a small country.”

“But I was so younger, like, I didn’t know what a cap table was.”

“Are you sure they offered you 5 billion dollars?”

“I turned it down.”

“You didn’t even have a product.”

“It was a SAFE, like, I had to give up equity for this decade.”

“But you would get $5 billion?”

“Yeah.”

“You’d be one of the most valuable companies on earth.”

“It was somewhere, it was in the billions, though.”

[king Kong @nonickinoclout]

Jay z fans right now

[kuz @kylekuzma]

Me in my backyard getting more liquidity

[kon @k0ncept]

sensitive young man with a pure heart

[Victor Baez | Club Ambition @itsavibe]

iceman rollout still going crazy

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

Me and ICEMAN back by popular demand

[Ⓜ️ayana @billiongjgly]

Someone said women trade like the British during colonialism

[Chime @Chime]

🧊

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

all of us rn 🥹

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

The apartment of a ngga who still aint ship your hoodie

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

when you hear something fall before closing the fridge then wait for the next person to open it

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Y’all not seeing the vision with the AP pocket watch. Gotta buss it down and be outside like this

[Devin Walker @Devin_Walker2]

if i send you this, im praying for your down fall…..

[. @GIOOCVMPO]

Iced out sitting courtside while watching his biggest nemesis fall. Real hate deserves respect.

[kordell @lledrook]

that swatch ap staying on my wrist like the omnitrix

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Purple AP like I played for the Vikings

[🫵🏿 @swishnomiss]

Me all summer when I pop out with my Audemar Swatch