Runic Critter

GHETTO PRESIDENT🥷
Son of Africa 🇰🇪
Freedom fighter ✊
Engineer 📡🏗️💡

~TOM 📸
~Mr. TECHN⚙️LOGY

[Runic Critter @RunicCritter]

𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎.

👊🏿👊🏿🤔

[Harmo @harmkimkim]

Tutatoka aje block na mnanunua makaa supermarket 😭😂😂💔

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

That County Chief Officer ni primitive tu. Look at the house he lives in while he steals 65 million daily. Sharp boys of this town know that once you steal 250 million, you first open a club in a high end estate. Customers is not a must, just have waiters and photographers for social media accounts.
Every day you just take 500,000 to the bank as sales. On weekends, you invite a popular DJ, a popular artist, a member of parliament who doubles as comedian and a popular tailor to the club. Pay them well.
Then Saturday and Monday you bank 7 million each as sales. Within a few months, you have your money in circulation. The club dies after a year and you open another one under a different name in a different location. You steal another 250 million, rinse and repeat.
Muluya naye anaficha ndani ya mattress!!! Kino Kii!

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Any update on this impeachment motion? Ama ilikua engagement farming?

[jacob juma @kabetes]

This boy Babu Owino is a tragedy of intellectual exposition in our universities. He has destroyed SONU by receiving bribes from politicians.

[Veloria 🌊 @veloriahq]

“𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘦.”

— 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘕𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘻𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦

[Runic Critter @RunicCritter]

@LinusKaikai @HonMoses_Kuria Pombe

[Eric @amerix]

Kenya's cabinet secretary for health is asking for USD 20 million (KSh2.6 billion) to prepare for the first 100 Ebola cases.

Which Ebola cases? From where?

Ebola Billionaires.

[Sultan @SiayaFinest041]

Hiyo impeachment kama Babu hawezi table hata yeye ajidishi. Sahii hatutaki watu wa small talk na kutupima na tweets kama Hamisi

[Success.ofsnaps @ThatSuccess_]

My grandpa is active 😂😂

[Eric @amerix]

Modern parents are raising self-entitled swamp rats.

• They buy them smartphones at an early age

• Dance with them in TikTok videos

• Reward them when they throw tantrums

• Avoid punishing them

• Employ housemaids to carry out house tasks as children sit and play in the house

These children can't wash their clothes, cook a simple meal, or clean the table after a meal.

They even insult housemaids.

Some even talk back to their parents.

These are the children who grow to become the idiots you see saying, "children need privacy."

Which privacy?

The results of a poorly raised child are so many awkward and displeasing teenagers and young adults on X insulting people and disrespecting order.

Children need strict supervision and instant punishment.

Otherwise, the consequences will be catastrophic.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

Me finding out that bro's been telling all my darkest secrets to some girl just to keep their conversation going

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”

— Martin Luther King Jr.

[Eric @amerix]

We will not allow these Ebola merchants to sell us fear and terror.

Never, again.

COVID19 taught us a lot.

Just use other means to loot our resources. But, using Ebola? No way.

[kokii🦋 @kokiimichii]

10 year old me after dj afro dropped the iconic line “atafanya nini wala atende nini , she’s gone …goneee….and goneee foreverrrr”😭😂

[☆ @Literarium24]

"𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶."

—𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣

[Eric @amerix]

Most feminists are ugly at heart.

Stone-cold hearts.

If they love babies as they claim, why do they abort?

If they care so much about women as the posit, why do they frustrate their housemaids?

Why do they denigrate waitresses and female security guards?

Hypocrites!