Runner Joey

Avid runner, freelance writer, and huge Green Bay Packer fan living in Nashville, Tennessee.

[Jersey Pocket @JerseyPocket]

What choices are you making for 2017? Choose #realfoodnutrition #cleaneating #cycling #ironman

[Henrik Wingstrand @HenWing]

#Maurten was built on an idea from a triahlete who wanted to protect his teeth. The technology invented proved to also protect his stomach.

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@JodyKoff1 Hi Jody! Thanks for the RT.

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We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment. Jim Rohn

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This wouldn't be a bad job if people didn't come in here! Al Bundy

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Cowards die many times before their deaths: the valiant never taste death but once. William Shakespeare

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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. - Phyllis Diller

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The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. William Shakespeare

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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate... Terry Pratchett

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Pretend every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel important, M. Kay Ash.

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It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.
Tony Robbins

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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. Steven Wright

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In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. Buddha

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However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them? Buddha

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You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright

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How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex *is* what we want! Frasier Crane

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Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.
- Vincent van Gogh

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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. Jerry Seinfeld

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If you want to have sex, the kids will have to leave. If you want it to be good, then you will have to leave. Al Bundy

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx