Student NP (Taylor’s Version)

RN BSN. DNP-CNM Loading until 2027. Migraine 👸🏻. AZ native. University of Arizona alumna. 100% Wildcat. Steelers fan. Swiftie. Crazy John Mayer Lady. She/Her.

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@Fernand46357857 Because they didn’t think the leopards would eat their own faces.

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@admcrlsn And this fucking asshole. He’s so far up the danger yam’s ass he’s forgotten what oxygen feels like.

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@admcrlsn Fucking David Schweikert. I’ve voted against this man for at least two cycles now if not three. Fuck him.

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@DisavowTrump20 His father and uncle and rolling over in their graves.

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@Steelersdepot As usual: C. The standard is the standard after all.

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@SnarkQueenBee I need someone to explain to me the difference between transporting for prostitution and sex trafficking like I’m stupid.

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Redownloaded Twitter just for this weekend and @1996ID4.

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@ricnorrisf1 Vance is an even worse option.

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@TheRyanHamilton I’m devastated. This has cleared the path for Project 2025. Blessed be the fruit.

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I would like to turn in my voucher for my emotional support Canadian now, please. *continues sobbing*

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@ATXSarahLynn Ashley Greene is apparently in for this hypothetical movie as well. 🤣

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I would watch the shit out of this. You in, @ATXSarahLynn?

[Jackson Rathbone @JacksonRathbone]

Make a Twilight Jasper origin film.

Guaranteed flop-breaker.

I’m in, @Lionsgate

How bout you ?
😘

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@sassistheword My favorite is propofol causing drowsiness.

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@DGlaucomflecken Just remember to lose your mind when “Renegade” plays.

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You ready @boykin10?

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

I just ate a thing called a “Pittsburgher” from Primantis and washed it down with a Yeungling. Now I can’t stop yelling WELCOME TO BLITZBURGH at Jets fans. What is happening to me?

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@DGlaucomflecken

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@DGlaucomflecken You’re an official yinzer now.

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@CalltoActivism As a Steelers fan, I need this to go away and someone to pour bleach into my eyeballs.

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@JustinESports So much talent and it seems like we’re wasting all of it at best or they’re taking 10000 steps backwards at worst.

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@StabbyandSpicy Oh… oh no. Not even my dad is that clueless.