Lister Fiend

12.5% Indian. 100% boner.

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

@RealNoxation Get a bigger desk nerd.

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

@PokemonGoApp @NianticHelp #PokemonGOFest #PokemonGO #gofestchicago #GoFest

[Scopely Explore Support @ScopelyExplore]

We have been working with local authorities and have been cleared to reopen the event site. Gameplay at Pokémon GO Fest will turn back on at 3:30 pm. As always, please be aware of your surroundings and stay safe. Thanks for your patience.

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

"Are you still awake? I've been ignoring you for like 3 minutes."

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

I've decided to start tweeting all the fun dad shit I say.

[PokéTrends @PokeTrends]

The golden age 🙌🏼

[Katherine Zakrowski @katzakrowski]

@RunsWithOtter I hate you.

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

@katzakrowski

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

@_flowerr_child that's weird they didn't have it the Saturday after.

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

@_flowerr_child are we going to Patty's day in Chicago this year?

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

@WorldStarFunny Legendary Deck series is trash you scrub.

[PokéTrends @PokeTrends]

🎊 Happy birthday Mewtwo! 🎊

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

First meme I saw today. We told you Arn. @HaleySnyder2

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

Happy labor day!

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

@HaleySnyder2

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

Your nose is always in your field of vision. Your mind just chooses to ignore it. Have fun being aware of your nose for the next 20 minutes.

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

"Have you been on my hulu?"
"I burnt 300 gigs watching twilight on repeat."

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

@HaleySnyder2 I can't listen to this song.

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

@rnoldpalmer1 I've never been good at that. Now you're just dreaming.

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

@rnoldpalmer1 I wish @RunsWithOtter had time to go grocery shopping or do laundry.

[Lister Fiend @RunsWithOtter]

I sold my skin for some for some fancy clothes. Thought I'd get a better deal, but that's how it goes..