Anna Rose Rupp

Underrated Rapper. Cloud 9.

[Anna Rose Rupp @Ruppasaurous]

That moment in a movie theatre when you’re so baked and you think to yourself, “I don’t know why but I feel like I should have a seatbelt on.”

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realizing that fajitas are just deconstructed tacos and we pay restaurants $25 for a make your own meal

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There’s a special place in Hell for people who don’t clean the lint tray after emptying their clothes in the dryer and especially those who PULL THAT SHIT in shared laundry facilities

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Nail salons that play movies are the real luxury experience

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My hair deserves so much more than I am able to do with it

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

“what if your mom had aborted you” then I wouldn’t be having this stupid fucking conversation

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It’s interesting to me how you can add odd numbers together and get an even number. It’s just interesting! 5+5=10? get outta here 🪄

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@JillFilipovic Check out Dr. Becky’s Histamine Reset book! Might be the answer to the tummy trouble AND there are recipes that abide all of those rules

[Anna Rose Rupp @Ruppasaurous]

Just walked passed a man on his cell phone and overheard him say “the Chipmonks version sounds better”

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A penny for my thoughts. $20 to act then out.

[Anna Rose Rupp @Ruppasaurous]

My eye doctor keeps calling me telling me I’m due for an exam LOLOL yeah you & the dentist dude

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

you want to get stoned? the thing that killed two birds?

[Anna Rose Rupp @Ruppasaurous]

Sometimes I’ll lay down weird and it won’t feel good and I’ll be like why am I doing this and then I’ll just keep doing it

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I just killed a spider with my bare finger. I guess I’m a god ????

[JAX @Jax]

Adding sad violins to my ex’s bs apology text

Ft. the incredible @lindseystirling ❤️🎻

https://t.co/54oJrCWyFD

[Anna Rose Rupp @Ruppasaurous]

@mahnikaraetz This is “text your roommate” worthy lmao

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I need more single friends

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I play a game where I have to guess whether my Apple Watch just vibrated or if it was my bones cracking. It’s usually the bones thing

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Movies are too long.

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I pulled a piece of glass out of my foot this morning & I’m wondering how long it’s been there

[Anna Rose Rupp @Ruppasaurous]

Ordered wings on a first date. Kind of savage.