Russ Jowell

Recovering tech bro. Aspiring franchise owner. Lover of Delmarva beaches. if your Mexican restaurant doesn’t serve iced tea, then just walk out.

[Real American @ecofishsex]

Brave enough to do this but not brave enough to drink out of the same drinking fountain as a black guy

[ً @vanities]

I wonder why birth rates are down

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

The younger generation commitment to finding ways to make money without working a job is so interesting

[Russ Jowell @RussJowell]

@MiriVinni They’re pretty pessimistic for a generation that’s likely going to see the most centenarians in history.

[sid @immasiddx]

My LinkedIn is looking pretty good lately

[Kr$na @krishdotdev]

It's not FAANG anymore.

It's MANGO.

[Russ Jowell @RussJowell]

@BennyGrin @JHWeissmann Didn’t you hear? We’re the gayest city in America right now.

[Russ Jowell @RussJowell]

@coinbureau Hey @FWPlayboy,

If you’re on a date and you hear her 🐱snap shut after talking AI, crypto, and bitcoin, does it reopen after a $23,000 honorarium?

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

The number of rich guys in this country do not correlate with the number of women making threats to leave you for rich guy.

[Young Americans for Liberty @YALiberty]

🎯

[Russ Jowell @RussJowell]

@meadandjuniper But it’s the truth.

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

I’m glad for teachers that 6/7 fell on a non school day.

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the new ‘CRAZY TAXI’ game.

Releasing in 2027.

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Men get married thinking they’re gonna have sex on tap. Little do they know they’ll be having less and lower quality sex than if they’d stayed single. This is easily the worst rug pull of the century.

[Russ Jowell @RussJowell]

@GiaMMacool Probably surrounded by empty wine bottles and cats.

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

It’s crazy that gas right now is the actual price they used to try and scare you with if you didn’t bring the rental car back full.

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

if you have:

1. little to no expenses
2. parents who support you
3. no one that depends on you yet

then my friend, you should be taking insane amount of risks