Russ Silberman

“Comedian” | "Artist" | Writer | Human Punching Bag

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50 MILLION+ Americans believe Earth may be flat.

We should:

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@X but she hates you

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@ThatEricAlper People

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@elonmusk Is that what you call it when you get aroused in your electric cars? #TeslaSemi

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@IGGYAZALEA I wore the same thing. weird

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@StormyDaniels Got a Time Machine? lmao

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@flea333 Yea it’s a boring song

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@its_xoxo_sharon @iamcardib lmao, yes. Hilarious though (at least I thought so when I made it)

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@MollyJongFast @trussliz @realDonaldTrump Little late to the party, but enjoyable nonetheless

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@Corey_Feldman Nice hashtag usage #truth #jklolz

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@sama I was not prepared for that job title

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@HugeAiX Just seeing this, thanks for the shoutout!

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@YouTube 🌬️👩‍🦯‍➡️🕳️

solved

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@elonmusk Because no one uses them and they suck *read in 4th grader voice*

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@FINALLEVEL Maybe she just thinks Snapple or Lipton are anti-American.

Okay probably not lol

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@sama TL;DR it’s p0rn

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@Corey_Feldman I love this. But can you not. With the caps.

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@jimmyfallon You’d think a show called #OnBrand would have a Twitter/X account. Seems kinda #OffBrand not to

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@AlgoFoundation Lmao you’d have to pay ME to want to speak with a psychic. Either you’re misdefining your target market, or a bulk of $ALGO users are umm. Hope it’s the former 🤣