Russell Crandall

[Russell Crandall @RussTC]

@TomArnold Hi Tom, I dig your POV, but please stop with the abbreviations.

[Jonathan Healy @jonathanhealy]

Just putting this back up here.

#PresidentTrump

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A lonely economist has a rare gift: She can smell time.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Yo' momma's so dumb a room full of beautiful children can be torn apart by an assault rifle and she won't support reasonable gun control.

[Russell Crandall @RussTC]

@PowderMagazine @Apple isn't that a @PerpetualWeeknd shot?

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

This is the only Vine that ever mattered. https://t.co/ZuAlpV8bRU

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

I'm grabbing my musket right now. Wait, what are we talking about? https://t.co/lsU6e8KueM

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

This note George W Bush left Obama tells you everything you need to know about how politics have changed

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"You’re lapping it all up, just like the dickless little bitch you are." https://t.co/PYZfUUWzNl

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I am using a length of garden hose to fart into my own penis https://t.co/vk2OM12e71

[Russell Crandall @RussTC]

@dog_rates Stupid name but wood sngle

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

Once we elect the next president, the Internet should be turned off for six months.

[Spencer Porter @porters]

"These ppl shouldn't protest! The USA is the best country!"
"So let's get rid of guns."
"No! I need them against a tyrannical government!"

[Todd Ligare @toddligare]

Huck Neck Training 101 - @PowderMagazine #SkiTownHairDown Full video and voting here https://t.co/xLrgMgQIaE

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

Great article by @EdgeofSports for @thenation on #kaepernick https://t.co/ll9wVMvWrX

[David Murphy @ByDavidMurphy]

Worth noting: Kaepernick's protest is rooted in the notion that police decide which Americans they protect and serve https://t.co/uSwRoYrYbH

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

When this is over, you will have nothing that you want https://t.co/rZHfcXWXWn

[Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn]

You hear about everything that's going on? Pretty unbelievable but I'm not surprised.