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[Rüssell @Russdbiller]

Makeup is just primitive AI

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

who tf falls in love in 2 months?? it takes me an hour or two 😭

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

[Shumba Rumba🦁 @Shumba_rumba]

Iwe waishaya cup yawaitumwa na mama mu kitchen ko kuzoti murume?

[Shrek @Shrek]

Remember to thank your Mom for letting you watch Shrek as a kid.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I understand why horses kick people.

[Gracee💕💜 @graceis_cute]

I'm certain the brain I use to memorize music isn't the same brain I use to study

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Everyday I understand why Jacob wrestled with that Angel and said "you will go nowhere until you bless me"

[♟ @MexikoDro4]

Nigga be yo self

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Some Twitter users don't even tweet, they just retweet, bookmark, laugh, and have fun.

[Efe 🥷🏼| Yeyeboo @Mideefe]

Her: Did you pull out?

Me: your party days are over darling

[arson @desi0re]

my therapist just told me, "if you're always having to be the bigger person, maybe you shouldn't be around so many little people." wow.

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

Y'all never talk about the consequences but,go on.

[frick @gofrickurself]

Need a bad bitch to stab me

[Amber 😘💋 @TheRealCEOAmber]

A child who cannot withstand the odor from an elder’s mouth cannot learn wisdom.

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

Bro to bro; A bro must believe in God because he is the biggest bro ever

[NdunawemaDeals @NdunawemaDeals1]

The blood 🩸 of Jesus Christ still works! It never loses its power.

[Rüssell @Russdbiller]

@CFCHakan Gabriel Heinze