Russell Smith

there will be times in life where you crank that Soulja Boy, and there will be other times where that Soulja Boy cranks you; formerly of @hashtbasketball-landia

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I just had to come on Twitter to say that I hate Twitter.

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[Rakeem “Doesn’t Celebrate” Christmas, M.D. @GoCuse2013]

Absolutely despicable drip from the lads at chick-fil-A today. #mypleasure

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

job’s done ✅

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

KNICKS WIN!!!
KNICKS WIN!!!
KNICKS WIN!!!
KNICKS WIN!!!

[trndytrndy @trndytrndy]

We seriously gotta nuke San Francisco yesterday

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Dude got arrested & banned for life just for his selfie with Wemby to look like this😂

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

Life without HR at your company.

[Michael(Poltfan)((JapanDayTripper)) @PoltFan69]

Gen Z boss in a bread line!
Gen Z boss in a bread line!

[Rodney @cryptojourneyrs]

End of an era. Here’s some of your greatest hits.

RIP Spirit Airlines 🪦

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

All Spirit Airlines Planes at 3:01 am:

[#REF! @im_REFarted]

JPM security opening the women’s bathroom

[Culter Dei Snapdragon @_cream_gravy]

The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Just gave Claude my TurboTax password and an 11:59 PM deadline

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Me applying to jobs after my boss makes me mad:

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

My manager watching how I work after I hit the Claude usage limit.

https://t.co/kNv2uZhq4k

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO 😅