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Ex- Associate, Current Analyst at Bukkake Capital Management • MS Taxation Candidate • Corporate Weapon • Born to Model, Forced to #REF!

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showing up to work at 9am after blacking out at 3am

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@Bowtiedplayer @_ZacharyMiller best I can do is Deep Ellum

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@offmyrockerrr Correct!

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@MurrayHillGuy1 I pioneered the concept of CPN btw

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Cost per Nut Analysis

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European capital is gearing up for the SpaceX, OpenAI, & Anthropic IPO’s

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@nikitabier Buc-ee’s anything, the Japanese love that shit

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@BacardiCapital

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@ablurbz Congratulations AB

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@BoringBiz_ holy banger

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@offmyrockerrr 😈

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@ChudTheBuilder aren’t you the guy getting investigated by the FBI’s domestic terrorism unit? 🤡
2FA not saving you from them 💀

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@BoringBiz_ em dashes are great, but there should be a space before the following word and the dash

Example— the nuance is important here

This line has AI written all over it—not good

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@BacardiCapital Brooke has a new burner?

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life after crushing a good earnings week

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On my way to Beijing in Air Force One

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I had an opportunity to speak with an EY Partner, and the general consensus everyone is preparing for is a labor readjustment where the bandwidth of Analyst classes will increase dramatically and the role of Analyst will transition more into what Associate roles are right now

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There’s “no doubt” analyst classes will be smaller going forward, according to Johnson Associates

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@paulswaney3 silence BB bank, small fintwit burner is speaking

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@mis_aligned @hinge Congrats champion

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@ediyork @CBSNews @rileymcallanan For a company who really leaned into FinTwit to help build hype for themselves.

They really screwed the pooch not understanding the ecosystem that fostered their rise.

Mark’s an OG here.
No amount of money y’all throw out to influencers can beat Marks influence in this domain.

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@the_P_God @BillAckman Bill Ackman the dating expert?

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the land account trying to seduce the depreciation out of me