Oysts™🦪

Flatley my dear, I don’t Riverdance!

[Atlético de Madrid @atletienglish]

Official statement with our clarifications regarding the official statement from our neighbors @realmadriden:

1. Your video of the Pope got cut off before he said he was also an Atleti fan.
2. You may have confused politeness with gratitude, but just to be clear: we don’t thank you for anything.
3. We are neither considering nor evaluating any offer for Julián.
4. How could we not get along, when you make us laugh even more than @FCBarcelona?

[Oysts™🦪 @RussellGrayson]

@Bishswfc @RyanGoodo It looks fucking terrible!! 😂😂

[Oysts™🦪 @RussellGrayson]

@RyanGoodo @LickshotLippy @Bishswfc 😂😂😂

[Phil Kitromilides @PhilKitro]

Crystal Palace also have more players in the Spain squad than Real Madrid...

[Oysts™🦪 @RussellGrayson]

@FootballCliches @WorldSoccerMag It’s magnificent! 👏👏👏

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

On Abel Balbo’s birthday, a tribute to this all-time great sticker.

The hair is sensational, but it’s the two blokes on a bench in the background who are the real stars here…

[Oysts™🦪 @RussellGrayson]

@90sfootball Popescu. Vitor Baia. Fernando Couto. Abelardo. Luis Enrique. Guardiola. 
Ronaldo. De La Pena. Sergi. Albert Ferrer. Figo.

[Oysts™🦪 @RussellGrayson]

@danielstorey85 That’s an ambitious drive for someone who only passed their test about 3 weeks ago! 😂😂

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

Some Panini stickers just hit different.

[Oysts™🦪 @RussellGrayson]

@DezMoore1248907 @ExtremeFootbal4 And his Dundee shirt

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Funny how opinion changes @piersmorgan

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

The whole of England supported Aston Villa and they won the Europa League

The whole of England supported Crystal Palace and they won the Conference League

Over to you PSG, the whole of England are supporting you 🤝

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Looks like it was a real team effort from that graphic

[Oysts™🦪 @RussellGrayson]

@nocontextfm1 Did Declan Rice come straight from a Saved By The Bell themed night out? 🤢

[Oysts™🦪 @RussellGrayson]

@Zonal_Marking Is it not him being the manager that made them favourites? Presume Man U were favourites nearly every season Fergie was there?

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Le Tissier sat in Wembley on Saturday but the Southampton players are all wearing Middlesbrough kits

[Byline Times @BylineTimes]

Our undercover reporter went on the Tommy Robinson rally this weekend, posing as a far-right news channel, and found Tommy Robinson supporters fuming about his criminal record

[Sue 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @suespeaksup]

A lovely mother and daughter moment 😂

[Carrie🌻 @FirstLadyNot]

He did this for £80
Imagine what he’d do for 5 million