Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC

Physician Associate, Athletic Trainer (ATC), Paramedic, widower dad but remarried to the best! I tell lots of Dad Jokes. Texas Tech class ‘00; #PAmedtwitter

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

If you are in a canoe on some water, and it tips over you can immediately use it as a hat.

Because it is now cap-sized…
#dadjokes

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

@JohnLarsonCT Happy to hear someone has some sanity left. Thank you for standing up to trump and recognizing his unhinged behavior.

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

The guy that invented the wind chill factor has passed away.

He was 98 but he felt 85…

#dadjokes

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

@askUHC I did that. I spent 45 minutes total wait time to hear an agent tell me that I cannot appeal & my PCP has to do so on my behalf. My PCP doesn’t have time to file appeal. So I guess I’m risking it & maybe y’all won’t have a typhoid admission sometime before end of the year.

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

In what room are ghosts not allowed to be in?

The living room…

#dadjokes

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

Q: what is the least spoken language in the entire world?

A: sign language…

#dadjokes

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

How do Amish women know if it is a romantic candlelit dinner or if it is just plain dinner?

#dadjokes

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

@FANEXPODallas And I encourage everyone else to choose wisely where they spend their money.

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

@FANEXPODallas Website did not have accurate pricing of John Boyega autographs. Pay for ticket, pay for signature then get to line & find you have to pay for a picture too. Even volunteers were frustrated. Email from yall offered no resolution or an apology. I won’t be returning.

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

@PAcynic @Rick_Pescatore Just a PA as well. But I also prefer DOs in general. My PCP is DO and is the best I’ve ever had for family care.

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

If you want to ignore medical science, this picture sums up my thoughts for you. Good luck with those thoughts and prayers.

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

@SundaeDivine

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

@cfinatc @CaitrATC There is always at least one outlier…😜

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

@morris_atc Except for treating diarrhea. Laughing is actually horrid at treating that…😜

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

@CaitrATC My last job, I made a card from the copy paper. I wrote on front “sorry about your loss” and on inside I wrote “it’s me. I’m the loss. My last day is xxxxxxx”

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

@CoryBooker Please tell me the dems have something in the works. Why not start the run for next president and take attention away from the orange man?

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

@OGdukeneurosurg Can confirm. All but 1 of the orthos (n=7) I work with are huge republicans and one anesthesiologist for our weekly cases truly believes the moon landing was faked. His wife is a psychiatrist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Russell Wilson PA-C, ATC @RussellWilsonPA]

@jointdocShields Unless you are a septic joint. Then, please drain away…🤪