Tim VanEpps

Come at me bitch!

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

Can't wait to be a model

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

It's leg day!!! You know what that means!!!! Gettin these gross things waxed..... Gotta shake my ass tonight

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

Took a big dump today.... Felt great except that I still had my pants on............ I shit my pants

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

Drank a beer..... Feeeeeeelin Tipsyyyyyyy

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

Really wanna shake my ass tonight

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

When I get those tighter jeans I'm gonna shake my ass all the time

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

I'm gonna start wearing tighter jeans so more people can see my ass better

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

I ate a bunch of lead paint..... Does this mean my farts are gonna be heavy?

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

Just banged my hand on a desk again

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

Gonna go tanning..... Then I'm gonna be a model

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

Got an itch in my butthole.... Anal beads should do the job

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

I think I have a good chance of being a model

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

Just banged my hand on a desk

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

Ate some Rice Krispie treats and farted

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

Shit my pants again

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

I push the lever down on the toaster and the fart in it..... Pop-Farts

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

My anal cavity is bleeding

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

Oh just shit my pants so hard

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

Fat duck

[Tim VanEpps @Russellsimpsons]

Now I'm sweating