Russ the Moo

Friendly Fresno moomoo in their 30s. I like guns, puters, cars, and motorcycles. 18+

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.

[Mia Peppsi 🃏♥️♣️♦️♠️ @YourWaifu]

One of the best parts of driving a tiny car in the age of SUVs is that you can park like shit and still be completely within the lines

[Ayômîde-02🧢 @Ayomidegy]

Me running back to question 2 after question 5 snitched on it

[floW @WoIfen]

There was nothin quite like being a furry in the early 2010's when Blotch was around. Glad I own this comic physically. It's so pretty to stare at irl

[Mochichuuart 🎀 @Mochichuu_art]

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[Ripley @H0LY__CR0W]

for @ohyikes123

[TENEVRAE EPISODIO II @tenevrae__]

Teeth are so attractive

Especially when they look natural, with that slightly yellowish dentin color.

Plus, if they have that slight crookedness?

It makes them SO pretty.

[RedWing Lu 🔜 Furizon @stranckV2]

Everyone trying to hide their furry identity at workplaces, but, if I was an HR, I wouldn't hire IT people without a furry or anime propic on github

[Russ the Moo @Russianduckmoo]

@thomasfoxypew Fox tum uwu

[Mateo (ex Heracross) @Mateopisano1]

"Mira, ahora hacen el misionero"

"Que bueno porque yo también estoy rezando para que esto termine"

"OOOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJO"

[Roofy🔜EF @roofy_wolfie]

just fyi

[Divine @Divinsity]

Eventually Apple is gonna run out of beautiful places in California to name their OS after, and in 2080 we'll have macOS Bakersfield

[Shep🖌🐾 @ShepGoesBlep]

Shitbox core 🥀

[. @playboicurrryy]

well yea its called surf city bro

[Corporate Absurdity @CorpAbsurdity]

What happens when you ask an IT guy for help without making a ticket.

[micher @XavierBasedFan]

i miss Bedfellows bruh

[Kippefir🔜Howloween,ANE,NFC @Kippefir]

Kinda worth it tho..
#furry

[cris 🌤️ @snowedleopard_]

get that out of your mouth

[Solo @Solothurns]

Who up say "wob wob wob" tonight