Crusty Fretz

Formerly the world's loudest lounge guitarist.

(photo by THE Rick Zaidan)

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

Impatience is NOT a positive quality of a person with their finger on the nuclear trigger!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump reveals IRAN IS DONE, they took “too long” to negotiate and now — they will pay 🔥

“Iran’s Military is a complete and total mess. Much of it, like their Navy and Air Force, doesn’t even exist anymore - They have been completely defeated. Iran is all talk and no action. The Bully of the Middle East is DEAD!!!”

“They’ve taken too long to negotiate a deal that would have been great for them, now they will have to pay the price!!!”

Sounds like a lot more EXPLOSIONS could be coming unless Iran surrenders IMMINENTLY.

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

Reasonable humans don't want to be near racist jerkholes and other shipping dipshits.
GET OVER IT!

[Byl Holte @SirBylHolte]

Wore my Trump hat to happy hour last night.

The hostess was fine about it.

The bartender was fine about it.

But the woman who I tried to sit next to was like, “You mind sitting somewhere else? I can't be around people like you right now.”

ME: “Excuse me?”

HER: “I can’t have that hat in my face.”

ME: “Why not?”

HER: “Because gas is up to $4.80 thanks to that asshole and his war."

ME: “And what does that have to do with me and what I can wear?”

HER: “It's making me physically ill that a brother would support that jackass."

ME: “I vote for the country, not the race."

HER: “I would really just appreciate it if you would just sit elsewhere."

So I moved across the bar JUST so I could take this picture 😂

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

Pack your shit and leave, Spencer!
Why are you so concerned? The world ended in 2012, correct?!?

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Jimmy Kimmel i guess you missed the part of the story i don’t need a U-Haul…I have nothing left to pack 🤷‍♂️

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

Don't forget: Christian, "conservative" parents used to take their children to lynchings!

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

Of course it says “Jesus is King” in her bio…

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

The USA made it legal for a acist jerkhole such as MElon Musk to become a citizen.
This is a BIG MISTAKE and nuts!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

California made it illegal for any election in the state to require ID. This is nuts.

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

Why are USA "conservatives" such whiny little cowards when it comes to facing facts and reality?!?

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

Why are USA "conservatives" such whiny little cowards when it comes to facing facts and reality?!?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

@ChristnNitemare DERP!

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

IMMIGRANTS invaded America. They refused to assimilate. They refused to learn the language.
Then they terrorized the land with genocide and slavery!
DEPORT the radical white christian European terrorist immigrant invaders!!!

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Exactly. The white people spewing the most anti-immigrant hatred and vitriol are DESCENDANTS of immigrants themselves.

Hey whitey, why don’t YOU get the fuck out of MY country.

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

@Notwokenow DERP!

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

WHY are USA "conservatives" such whiny little cowards when it comes to facing facts and reality?

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Rob Schneider gives Bill O’Reilly a blunt explanation for what he says really “ruined” Jimmy Kimmel.

SCHNEIDER: “Kimmel has no balls. Kimmel is ballless. He’s been deballed by his wife.”

O’REILLY: “Really?!”

SCHNEIDER: “His wife is the head writer of the show. She used to be an ‘assistant writer.’ Now she’s the writer. And I think that’s completely ruined him. I do.”

“I’m sorry, Jimmy. Maybe I’m wrong, but I think I’m right.”

“Liberal women who have lost their minds are controlling these men.”

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

@elonmusk HEY, MElon! How did your head get so deeply embedded up QAnus?!?

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

HEY, MElon! How did your head get so deeply embedded up QAnus?!?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

@hasanthehun Tim Pool is a genuine skipping dipsh*t!
A failed entertainer doomed to a lifetime struggle for significance.

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

@glennbeck I remember when Glenn Beck used to go on and on and on and on and on about "the character of the man". When Obama wore a tan suit, it was a major character flaw to wear a tan suit. "THE CHARACTER OF THE MAN!" AND, those hot dog condiments were treasonous!

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

@elonmusk - @ MElon Musk - My last week's activities:
1.) Invited MElon Musk to go f'k himself!
2.) Suggested MElon Musk go f'k himself!
3.) Asked MElon Musk to go f'k himself!
4.) Advised MElon Musk to go f'k himself!
5.) Demanded MElon Musk go f'k himself!

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

And constant lying by willfully ignorant hillbillies leads to a very bleak future for the USA!

[Standing for Freedom Center @freedomcenterlu]

Seriously?!

The federal government charged the doctor who blew the whistle on the illegal transition of minors instead of the hospital officials perpetrating such horrors.

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

"NOBODY upstages ME!" - DJ Trump
lol🤣🥴

[Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬 @wiseconnector]

Does anyone do this anymore?

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

Such a regression of humanity, culture and art is a very sad condition!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

In the history of time, there has never been a cult dumber or douchier than this one.

[Crusty Fretz @RustyFretz]

@CalltoActivism wtf?!?