Rusty Shackelford

Bring back the Beer Snake dammit

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@SleeperOrioles JJ is cheeks

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@SleeperOrioles Unserious team

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@zachbollinger18 TON is starting so we're pretty much guaranteed to lose

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@zachbollinger18 Analytically, we're winning this game

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@editti22 If Elias buys at the deadline im gonna have to call a hotline

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@UrinatingTree Gonna need one for the Baltimore Orioles as well. The last 40 years have been miserable

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@editti22 Good/Serious teams dont start TON

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@zachbollinger18 I would question why TON is batting 5th in the lineup, but I imagine he's got naked photos of Alby

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@editti22 I worked that job straight out of college for the sales experience. A terrible experience it was. I only lasted 6 months before abruptly quitting and getting a "real" job. Those employees are desperate and cut throat

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@MillsTwitch @zachbollinger18 We aight

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Superstar catcher is hurt because your fucking loser umpire couldn’t make the right call. Good stuff @MLB_Umpires

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@masnRoch Anytime TON is not starting, it's a good lineup

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@zachbollinger18 Lmao this team man...this team

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@Dripperg_ii @eyyankees I wouldn't put it past Elias to make a bone-headed trade like that

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@zachbollinger18 When are Adley and Gunnar going to hit in the clutch? I feel like all their production comes when it matters the least

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@zachbollinger18 Just when we thought the season was back on, they remind us why we gave up on them

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@EutawStReport At least it wasnt his elbow or shoulder?

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@SadYankeeFan22 @TalkinBaseball_

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@masnRoch

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@SinnottSzn @Orioles Idk i kinda like the way he looks at strike 3