Rusty

you might remember me from bangers like, I think it’s very rude when you keep screaming “deeper” & you know I’m done out of dick

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

Good morning, sunshine

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

Doing stupid shit is part of my charm.

[Rusty @Rustygunt]

@1True_American_ Second hand lions

[American Woman (Michele) 🇺🇸 @1True_American_]

What is your favorite “feel good” movie to watch when you’re feeling “blah?”

I need something good to watch.

[MandaPandaPants @MandaDealwithme]

Drunk tweets aren't that great.

[YouLookLikeAMom @youlooklikeamom]

Maybe this will be the time that she’s able to transfer calls he thinks to himself and calls

[YouLookLikeAMom @youlooklikeamom]

My uncle who keeps his house at 80° always says 80° is a lot cooler than 100° it’s true but after a while it feels like 80°

[YouLookLikeAMom @youlooklikeamom]

I did my French accent for the French words on a voicemail for a client hopefully she’s super impressed

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

Good morning, sunshine

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I watched the movie apex this past weekend and now I keep saying things with a really bad australian accent

[YouLookLikeAMom @youlooklikeamom]

You should’ve seen my face after the call when I started saying all these French words that don’t even go together and then I thought I hadn’t hung up and I was still on her voicemail.😂😂

[YouLookLikeAMom @youlooklikeamom]

Can you believe that they delivered my curtains and not my curtain rod so I can’t hang anything up today?

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

Need some moral support but the m is silent

[BrownEyedBlues 🌈🌈 @Raay_of_Sun]

Was gonna have a nap, meal prepped and worked out instead. Who the fuck am I?

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

Sometimes you just have to embrace the suck.

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

The reason I think about you so much is because I have a pornographic memory.

[SpellBound @Spell_boundd]

Waking up with a headache should be against every law.

[Rusty @Rustygunt]

@TinyTattedMama3 😉😊

[SpellBound @Spell_boundd]

I feel like I'm forgetting something.

Perhaps my mind.

[🕸️💜🖤Angel 🖤💜🕸️ @TinyTattedMama3]

@Rustygunt @ms5unshine OH MYYYY GODDDDD