Ruth Mary Smethurst

Civil Servant, Green Witch, Guinea Momma

[Ruth Mary Smethurst @RuthSmethurst]

@TPExpressTrains morning - can you give any updates on the 5.30 train from Manchester Vic to Hull? Waiting at Mirfield with no info :)

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@Pandamoanimum Loooove this, so wholesome, this is basically my Summer aesthetic now. Thanks!

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@MewSam @InnovationMatt I can see why they needed a new People and Culture manager

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@apple_franca I hope so! I came to twitter to ask this exact same question!

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@emilybarth @clhubes You are one if my people now x

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@ghiblicontents Same, Howl, same

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@meilkyboi @robinhobb Finished it on a lunchbreak a couple of weeks into a new job. Was struggling to keep it together until a lively but unsuspecting fella asked me 'what are you reading'. Pretty sure he wasn't expecting me to answer in tears.

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@ninianscott @silverpebble Hahahahahaaaa!

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@Amy_Hupe @setstudiotweets It's not bragging when it's facts ;) kudos to you 👏

[Sharon O'Dea @sharonodea]

Hybrid workers spend the time they save commuting on eating better, keeping fit and sleeping more. https://t.co/2EFh8xTIJR

[Ruth Mary Smethurst @RuthSmethurst]

@KayBurley @spfaz2000 @susie_dent The vicar who married me and my husband accused our bridesmaids and groomsmen of standing around 'like cheese at fourpence'. I'd never heard it before or since - added some colour to our wedding day!

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@KateBurkeNHS A million times yes

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@BBC6Music @BBCSounds What about Gallipoli by Beirut? It's a firmly Christmas-adjacent track in my book

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@markbrani I got this for Matt a few years back!

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@SteministKendra @robinhobb Ah yes- I had a 'fun' lunchbreak with that one trying to explain to my colleagues why I was disconsolate...

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@WeirdMedieval Beflobbered - covered in muck (typically your own)

[Michael Morgan @mikecmorgan]

Riz Ahmed nails it…“where are you really from?”

[Ruth Mary Smethurst @RuthSmethurst]

@ravenmaster1 looking at your pics with my son who visited ToL in the Summer Hols. He wanted you to know that he saw a boy panic and throw their ice cream at a raven when it started following him! It made his whole week 🐦‍⬛

[Ruth Mary Smethurst @RuthSmethurst]

Me at Bonfire Night: What the heck? I'm out in the night time in November with no gloves and I'm not even cold? Scary.
Also me, wfh at 10.30am: I've already lost 3 toes to frostbite. Scary.

[Ruth Mary Smethurst @RuthSmethurst]

@WeirdMedieval That one person who died of apoplexy is a bit too relatable. Stay chill, peeps!