Sam

out of commission

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[skooks @skooookum]

They’re saying they’ve never seen a 31 year old man wrap presents like that. They’re saying I might need to see a neurologist. They’re saying it gives “first day owning a pair of hands”

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

Incredible: Michigan scores 9 points vs OSU to honor alumnus QB J.J. McCarthy 🥹❤️

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Scariest thing about Halloween is that rent’s due the next day. And on top of that ghosts and ghoulies walk the earth

[Sam @Rutzzy25]

@WZStatsGG Thank you Warzone page for the zombies news 🙏🏼

[Coopuhr ⚡️🔱 @Coopuhr]

if they’re adding commercials it shouldn’t be a premium channel anymore

i paid for redzone to not watch commercials, if you’re going to show them anyway, i will simply not pay for your channel!!

Awesome work ESPN/NFL!! You got greedy and ruined a good product!!

[swagless @noswagordrip]

When did it all go wrong Wednesday

[joe bro @jbromovies]

I love caffeine free diet soda I’m just sipping on brown bullshit for no reason

[ChubberDunkus @Chuberdunkus2]

Mfw I’m on my lunch break drinking Baja blast and my coworker asks me if he should cheat on his wife

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in minecraft?

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[dookie @babadoookie]

GTA 6 looks crazy

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Make it a double

[slug knight @theslugknight]

fuck that’s when i am

[Sam @Rutzzy25]

Keep crying dumbass

[Acyn @Acyn]

Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?

[Sam @Rutzzy25]

Couldn’t better explain their relationship

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

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[knife wife @sailorsocialist]

They get us addicted to their poison (Taco Bell) so that they can sell us the cure (Taco Bell)