Straight up forgot I was still in the drive thru at KFC after they gave me all of my stuff and sat there for like 3 minutes on my phone and eating before realizing what was going on, if you were behind me I'm very sorry
Officially introducing the masters of next week’s mayhem...
@walk_like_j : Once ran a 6.2 40-yard dash, but we’ve heard he can also bench press 3 bison
@jonahpbaker: Looks like approximately 500 other tinder boys, but learned his stiff arm from Marshawn Lynch
So womens' monthly cycles syncing up is a thing, right? Well I propose that mens' poo cycles also link up because every time I gotta go there's somebody in the bathroom and they take 6 YEARS TO DO IT. IM OVER IT
@chance_messer