jakub

praetorian prefect

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Maybe the secret to having a good life is realizing how good it already is

[Common Sense Extremists @crushmarxismnow]

Strange, Vivek told me that the reason Indians were getting hired over Americans was because Americans are dumb jocks who watched Saved by the bell….

[e @eulerianham]

do gay people do the accent when they’re alone

[chad @chasedbywasps]

as a man, once you get into your late 20s/early 30s you really have to grow up and start focusing on gaming and the gym

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

They look like boats, but I’m not an expert.

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

self harming by remaining sober

[naina @shutupnaina]

nobody is more obsessed with gyms than these 5'7, 5'8 mfers

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

Pre workout is a waste and scam. All you need is a heart full of hate and you good

[Rance @son_of_uki]

prophet muhammad

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Amazon’s customer service strategy is basically
“here’s your refund, please don’t talk to us”

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

a knight in clean armor has never seen battle

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

linkedin has convinced millions of people their email job is a hero’s journey

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[bonnie @fwrosting]

“situationship” YOU’RE 27

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

Bro saw the error in his ways