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Pretty low-key evening. Feels like that’s all for me today. Happy Thanksgiving. See ya next year.

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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the guy that wouldn’t get over when I was merging today

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Apparently my family has been reading my tweets because there was not a single store bought thing today!

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Country Posty > any other Posty

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I’m actually really serious about spontaneous human combustion. I thought it was gonna be a more significant thing because of how often you heard about it in the 90s. And now all of a sudden it doesn’t happen anymore?? What actually happened to those people then?

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@alley_lauren brought her 4 week old baby today. So you can just imagine the battle for attention going on between me and the baby.

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0/40. iykyk

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Today’s food grades:
Dressing: 10/10
My wife’s sourdough: 9/10
Broccoli Rice Casserole: 8/10
Dark Turkey: 7/10
Gravy: 6/10
Rolls: 5/10
White turkey: 4/10

My jalapeño cranberry dip: I biffed it

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All I have to do is roll my sleeve up and show my tattoos and this powder keg will explode. Stay tuned

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Went with a really light meat first plate. I usually start off meat-heavy

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Well someone asked where my world famous jalapeño cranberry dip is. And I’m pissed. But also flattered.

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So far no one has made any mention of my missing world famous jalapeño cranberry dip. And while I’m grateful… honestly, it’s starting to piss me off

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Welp. Everyone is here. And to be honest I’m terrified how this is gonna go

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Big Greek yogurt guy

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What ever happened with spontaneous human combustion? I feel like in the 90s it was kinda a big deal. @netflix make a documentary about this please

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The switch has been made from coffee to mimosas. Turns out this world famous jalapeño cranberry dip fiasco might not ruin my whole day after all

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I gained 1 follower this year. Good work @elonmusk

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Somehow I lost 4 followers today. Fix this Elon.

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Lot of chatter that my grandma with memory issues is showing up today. So my self appointed role today is: Pot Stirrer

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However, this tiramisu do be poppin

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There will be no world famous jalapeño cranberry dip this year. I don’t wanna hear it. I’m talking to you @Tuckfwi80376198