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[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

@Sandman__29 @LouMalnatis Pequod's next king

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

Yessss give him conciousness

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Roger Goodell told reporters that the NFL is looking into how AI might be able to help out officiating in the future.

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

You have to respect this play here. You're not on Earth for a 165 million years running the same plays. Playbook has to change as defenses adapt.

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Footage of a crocodile’s unusual movement in the water went viral—resembling a drowning person and possibly using a hunting tactic to attract and ambush prey 🐊😳

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

It’s a beautiful Saturday to think about how AKME and Resindorf have completely castrated the Bulls. Not a single pick to show for Caruso, Ball, LaVine, and DeRozan. Magnificent job gentleman.

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

Oldies station is playing Live Your Life (2008). It has never been more over than it is now.

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

Uber drivers rather DIE than have a rider sit up front with them.

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

This man witnessed a miracle and turned to the church

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

Pope Leo XIV at the 2005 World Series.

(h/t @Suntimes)

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

Behold the whimsy

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first ‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON’ popcorn bucket has been revealed.

(Source: @RegalMovies)

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

The only bastion of innovation left in America is movie theater popcorn buckets and cup holders.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A ‘DESPICABLE ME 4’ cup holder allows you to drink through a Minion’s head.

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

https://t.co/E52WvQJBDR

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Captain America’s shield will be available as a popcorn bucket.

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

This is what they do to you when your carry-on doesn’t fit in an overhead bin.

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

We’re just weeks away. We’ll see you at the movies.

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

One of these is a herbivore. Two are carnivores. The last kills more people a year than any other land mammal.

This is a simple question for any ball knower.

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

@200ColumnsRy Is there anything you get correct or do you just like trying to BEAT people to the punch?

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

@thatsneatdude

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

One of those weekends you don’t factor into the “how many drinks do you have a week” question your doctor asks.

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

@_bethprince Nature is beautiful.

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

@BarstoolBigCat Purdue Men’s Basketball hasn’t tweeted the final score of the game yesterday, please advise.

[Derek Bodner @DerekBodnerNBA]

Paul George: "We've shown no sign of a team that will compete. We just don't have the habits of a champion, or a playoff contending team, would have. To be honest, right now it's a little far-fetched. All we can do is work hard and try to just keep going."

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

@thatsneatdude Slow down, cowboy.

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

Covid coming out of retirement in 2025

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: A new coronavirus with the ability to spread to humans similar to the Covid-19 pandemic has been discovered in China, per researchers at Wuhan Institute of Virology and Newsweek.

[ʀyᴀɴ @Ry_Hartman]

This is ridiculous. Why would you do this to the eggs?

[Evan Simko-Bednarski @simko_bednarski]

Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit