Ryan

I literally use twitter to moan, mostly about football

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

QPR did something similar and failed miserably. The money has clearly enabled them to get the players, but it guarantees nothing and Eddie Howe is a great coach.

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Crazy what you can do when you spend a mere £100m in the January transfer window. A miraculous turnaround for Eddie Howe’s relegation threatened Newcastle 👏

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

Could forgive Littler for his arrogance early on due to immaturity, but he’s starting to grate on me now with his comments and general attitude.

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

How has he still got a license at this point😅

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Tiger Woods has been arrested and jailed for driving under the influence, property damage and refusal to submit to a lawful test after being involved in a car crash in Florida.

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

Didn’t help them last year did it…

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United players believe they have let manager Michael Carrick down with their recent displays — and are blaming slow starts on a lack of games.

A source said: "The players feel like they let the manager down with the way they played. They think the big gaps between games are hurting them and making them struggle to start properly. It’s something they are aware of and want to change."

[@TheSunFootball]

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

Newcastle really highlight the lack of running power we have, especially in midfield.

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Newcastle 2-1 Manchester United

The first defeat of Michael Carrick's interim spell. #MUFC were out ran and out fought. The creaking left side were too much to cover up tonight. Real problems in ball progression and too many subpar performances.

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

There’s no getting away results under Amorim were awful, but I think a lot of what he did was selfless and for the good of the club long term. Getting rid of certain players and changing the culture. He didn’t get everything right, but I think some good foundations were laid.

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

If Manchester United beat Fulham on the weekend, Michael Carrick will have equalled Ruben Amorim’s longest winning run. Amorim had 47 games. Carrick will have had 3 (in this spell).

A huge improvement. 🫡

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

You’re telling me he just walks off with no complaints? Check his gambling history.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🇹🇷😮 Bizarre moment in Turkey as Süper Lig player is sent off after receiving two yellow cards in seconds for telling the referee to step aside during a free kick.

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

This guy is the biggest cheat. Not with diving or dark arts, by only running hard on the attack but never when tracking back. Fouling rather than just getting his body in a better position to tackle/block. Stole a living and career as a footballer, let alone doing it at Utd.

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

🚨🚨Diogo Dalot: “We created enough to win the game to be honest. Then the red card gave us a disadvantage because we were on top of Brighton in the last moments. Overall very disappointed because we wanted to go through. All the lads kept trying to find spaces, like I said really disappointed because I think we deserved to win.”

[@MUFCScoop]

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

Hopefully these plastic, reactive Utd fans can see that these players just aren’t up to it, as they haven’t been for a few seasons.

In the last 4 seasons, we’ve finished;

15th
8th
3rd
6th

4 at the back or 3 at the back, Amorim or Ten Hag. Leopards don’t change their spots.

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

December 18, 2026. #AvengersDoomsday

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

🐐🐐🐐

[WWE @WWE]

The Greatest of All Time.

Thank you, @JohnCena. 🫡

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

Attitude on him is honking.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING! Mo Salah: “I had a good relationship with the manager. All of a sudden we don't have any relationship”.

“I don't know why. It seems to me that someone doesn't want me in the club”.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🎶 "We'll back him from the Stretford End..."

Ruben Amorim is the #PL Manager of the Month for October ❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our October award winners 🏅🤝🏅

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

The referee.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Barça with 6 goals win! 🔵🔴

Who’s been your Man of the Match?

[centredevils. @centredevils]

This is a Matheus Cunha Appreciation Post.

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

Just watched @rickygervais at The London Palladium and he was outstanding. A proper comedian! Can’t wait for it to drop and Netflix and watch it all over again, and to see if they keep the Jimmy Saville joke in…

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Hansi Flick has decided not to start Marcus Rashford tonight because he arrived late for the training session this morning.

🗞️ @mundodeportivo

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

Couldn’t agree more. It’s the strangest feeling to have gone 2-0 up, against 10 men, watching the game thinking not only will Chelsea come back into the game, but it would probably come from our own doing too.

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

🚨🗣️ Ruben Amorim:

"Even when everything is going well, we find a way to make things difficult for ourselves."

#MUFC

[Ryan @RyanAllsopp1]

This is mental🤣

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

Chris Wilder is set to return to Sheffield United for a third spell after leaving the club three months ago 🔴⚪