Bax

bio me some fryos
😎 gotem

[Bax @RyanBaxmaster]

I had to double take the name lmao

[Obviously Not Mahomes II @PatekMahomes]

No better litmus for Bills fans IQ than the 13 Seconds Game

>Josh scores 36 on a mid Chiefs defense:
WOW Josh is a superhero, that’s a legendary performance!!!

>Mahomes scores 42 on the Bills #1 Defense:
Bills defense sucks and Josh outplayed him!

>Chiefs DBs completely fall down TWICE, allowing 14 free points from busted-coverage TDs:
Josh had to ball out all night, Mahomes has the luxury to trust his defense!

>Mahomes steals 3 points by driving 50 yards in 10 seconds:
Mahomes did nothing special, McDermott just choked! And of course Butker made it, Mahomes always gets bailed out by kickers and defense.

>Butker missed 2 kicks earlier that game, leaving 4 points off the board in a game that went to OT:
Crickets… 🦗

[Bax @RyanBaxmaster]

@MrBeast 304,200

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

America burned Japan's first gift of cherry trees. All 2,000 of them, on President Taft's direct order.

The 1910 shipment arrived in DC crawling with insects and nematodes. Agriculture inspectors condemned the lot, Taft signed off on the bonfire, and the State Department braced for a diplomatic disaster. Tokyo's mayor, Yukio Ozaki, responded by sending 3,020 more, grafted from the famous grove along the Arakawa River.

Those trees have spent a century paying the friendship back.

Four days after Pearl Harbor, vandals chopped down four of them. Park officials renamed the survivors "Oriental" cherry trees for the rest of the war to protect them from axes.

Then came the twist. By 1952 the original Arakawa grove in Tokyo, the parent stock, had nearly died from wartime neglect. Japan asked Washington for help. The Park Service shipped budwood from DC's trees back across the Pacific and restored the grove that created them. When a flood wiped out more Japanese trees in 1982, horticulturists took 800 fresh cuttings from the Tidal Basin.

These 250 new trees solve a real problem too. The Tidal Basin is sinking, and a $133 million seawall rebuild forced crews to rip out roughly 150 trees. Japan offered replacements before anyone asked, timed to America's 250th birthday.

So the genetics run in a loop. Tokyo's grove seeded Washington's. Washington's saved Tokyo's. The saplings going in this spring descend from both.

114 years of diplomacy, running on grafted branches.

[John Jane Juliet @HonoredMike]

"If"

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Messi has more wins at Arrowhead stadium than Derek Carr 🤯

[WhiteRadiation @WhiteRadiation6]

Subaru you can't keep getting outmogged by everyone fight back bro

[NFL @NFL]

Chiefs signing CB L'Jarius Sneed. (via @RapSheet)

[Joe Merrick @JoeMerrick]

Going from the perfection of Pokopia to this...whiplash

[Joe Merrick @JoeMerrick]

I'm going to say it

VGC should be on Scarlet & Violet until Winds & Waves is out

[Trader Lumi @traderlumi]

Gotta say I’m pretty disappointed in TPC. The fist pump my trainer does when he wins is VERY unsportsmanlike, and should not be allowed in a professional setting

[TheColeBrew @TheColeBrew]

House Pepsi is scattered and weak…

A secret meeting in the Holy City of Crush between the three other factions is currently being held in hopes to capitalize on this opportunity.

The small Dominion of Dr Pepper seeks an alliance with the unruly mountain vagabonds of Descendants of Dew but without assurances from the Coca Confederacy negotiations are currently falling flat.

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Having an NFL draft take so bad that you have to start posting like my aunt on Facebook is honestly kinda impressive

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨

RT to win a signed @Kenneth_Walker9 jersey, hot off the press!

[Chiefstalk @Chiefstalk_]

The energy, the angry runs, the love for Chiefs Kingdom ❤️💛

Just a kid from Jersey who became a 2x Super Bowl champ 🇵🇷

[Bobby Witt Enjoyer @jayhawkscountry]

Easily the most relentless player I have watched in KC.

[NFL @NFL]

Travis Kelce expected to return to Chiefs for 14th season. (via @RapSheet)

[Travis Kelce Photos @The_Daily_Chief]

🐐 Travis Kelce is the GOAT… and it’s not close.

The debate is fun for TV.
The numbers? Not debatable.

Let’s start with what separates greatness from legend: longevity and sustained dominance.

⸻

📊 Regular Season Production

Kelce has played 192 games.
Rob Gronkowski played 143.

In that span:

• 1,080 receptions vs 621
• 13,002 receiving yards vs 9,286

Even if you adjust for games played, Kelce still wins:

• 5.63 catches per game vs 4.34
• 67.7 yards per game vs 64.9

And he does it more efficiently.

🎯 Catch Rate:
Kelce — 71.6%
Gronk — 64.6%

More volume.
More efficiency.
For longer.

⸻

🏆 When It Matters Most — Postseason

This is where the gap becomes undeniable.

Kelce in 25 playoff games:
• 178 receptions
• 2,078 yards
• 20 TDs

Gronk in 22 playoff games:
• 98 receptions
• 1,389 yards
• 15 TDs

Per game?

• 7.12 catches vs 4.45
• 83.1 yards vs 63.1
• 🎯 80.5% catch rate vs 61.3%

Kelce isn’t just good in January.
He’s historically dominant.

⸻

🧮 Career Totals (Regular Season + Playoffs)

Kelce:
217 games | 1,258 catches | 15,080 yards

Gronk:
165 games | 719 catches | 10,675 yards

Per game:

• Receptions — 5.80 vs 4.36
• Yards — 69.5 vs 64.7
• Targets — 7.97 vs 6.79
• Catch Rate — 72.8% vs 64.1%

Every efficiency metric favors Kelce.

⸻

💥 Big-Game & Explosive Output

• 38 career 100-yard games (NFL record for a TE)
• 12 games with 10+ catches (Gronk had 1)
• 692 first downs vs 461

He’s not just productive — he moves the chains and takes over games.

⸻

📈 Consistency & Peak Dominance

• 12 straight seasons with 800+ yards
• 7 consecutive All-Pro seasons
• 11 Pro Bowls

Gronk?
5 total 800-yard seasons.
4 All-Pros.
5 Pro Bowls.

Longevity matters. Availability matters. Sustained excellence matters.

Kelce owns all three.

⸻

🏟️ The Super Bowl Resume

• 9 playoff games with 100+ yards (NFL record)
• 35 Super Bowl receptions vs 29
• 133 Super Bowl yards vs 87

The biggest stage only widens the gap.

⸻

Longevity.
Consistency.
Efficiency.
Volume.
Playoff dominance.

Every category that defines greatness points to one name.

Travis Kelce.

It’s not disrespect to Gronk.
It’s just reality.

🐐