Ryan Brandon

I’m like water in a well.

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

I lost religion in IKEA today.

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

@GuyofHorses @pvtgingeface Someone beat this guy up.

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

Serious question guys…. I bought the fettuccine Alfredo from Trader Joe’s (good stuff once you add chicken and veggies). Anyways, it’s on the bland side. What is something I can add(other than salt) to make this exquisite?

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

Apparently they put enough fuel in this plane in case they have to turn it around because of the weather….I rather roll the dice and lose before they turn it around.

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

Me slightly hearing impaired on the ghost tour in Savannah. “What did he say” Tori-“it’s haunted” Me 30 seconds behind everyone on my 3rd liquor drink “oh shit”.

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

Where do I submit my resume to drive the Goodyear blimp?

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

Tide to go pens never really worked.

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

2022 will be the year we find Kony.

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

@zambrusso So you’re FedUp with it.

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@theSHARPEst2 Alabama deer hunters page all day also “when is rut?”

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

@pvtgingeface Bro that’s how our mawmaw rolls.

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

I don’t understand why children get a discount at the barber shop. Some of those kids got big heads.

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

It’s disturbing to pay $300 dollars for a plane ticket but @AmericanAir is looking for pilots as I am at the gate.

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@CalebSWilliams1 Dega

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@erikawarren Blasting momomba

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

Here me out… they should put a Jacks in every airport.

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

@erikawarren They run 2 for 1 specials at the clinic. Usually the same q-tip.

[CalvinSpeedyWilburn @SpeedyCalvin]

Just confirmed we will have the 45th President, Donald J. Trump on tomorrow’s (Friday) @rickandbubba show at 8:06am CT!

[Ryan Brandon @RyanBrandon2]

Money is paying $1400 to watch a game in a corn field. Apparently some of y’all haven’t been to Cherokee county.